Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

Precisely! LOL!!

Oh they’ve been freaking out since July 2015. I’m the sole person responsible for raising their angst level and bp. That’s why they love me so much. :)

In my last financial analysis, I wrote that F42 group was basically insolvent. If that’s anything to go by, these upcoming 2017 financials for CIG are going to be another eye-opener.

Heads up! After neutering 3.3, this build is apparently what they’re releasing tomorrow for ShitizenCon

Could someone explain this for the layman?

Contortionist on a space walk suffers seizure?

I didn’t have a chance to check the link yet, but I assume this is the build where they have added the last few minor things that they have sold but haven’t put in the game yet:
More than 1 Solar System
Female Characters
Sandworms
Mind blowing procedurally generated cities
That ship with a drink mixing mini game
Salvaging
The medical ship gameplay
The farming modules for that modular ship
Seeds you can collect to grow and breed
Procedurally generated birds, omelettes, etc
Multicrew Ships
Enemy AI
Friendly AI
Mopping Mini game
The News Van Ship and related gameplay
Alien Races
The telescope module for that ship
Stuff to look at that is far away
The whole MMORPG server shard thing
Vaguely playable FPS
Missions that work sometimes
Physics Grids
Argon
The Whole Single Player Squadron 42
Tanks
Land Claim Mechanics
Piracy
Limb/Body/Equipment decay
Etc

That, sir, is what nearly $200 million in backer money looks like.

This is the first Star Citizen clip I have ever watched - I want more! Hilarious…unless you’re a backer I guess…

Oh neat they added space gymnastics. I wasn’t aware that was a stretch goal.

stretch goal. heh. heheheh. ahem.

What will Star Citizen be, when Roberts walks away from it I wonder. Over/Under set at barely playable, and extremely buggy space to sandbox in.

At 100 FPS! That’s pretty good, right?

There was a micro black hole in the way. You know, like in Interstellar, black holes are magical. Obviously.

This might be my most favourite comment ever. Tip of the hat to Mr Krok

Space ballerina, it’s one of the career choices and was added in the last update.

Uh, apparently Star Citizen is an horror game? That’s, like, Dead Space for the 2020’s!

Speaking of which…

Oh good. They don’t do that nearly enough.

I’m reminded of a certain chant led by Bill Murray in Meatballs…