Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

You’re just jealous. Admit it. ;)

I’m not, I’d not want that sort of thing for myself.

MSFS was never billing itself as anything other than a flight simulator in the first place - and still isn’t. It’s a complete product on that score.

I’m not begrudging anyone having a good time. If the person enjoys mucking around with the alpha, that’s cool. But no one is building something like that for an alpha - they are doing it because they are preparing themselves for a finished product some day, that includes what CR has promised. It doesn’t mean he has to throw the PC out if the game were cancelled tomorrow obviously, but it points to a level of hype and excitement for a particular game that will come crashing to earth if and when the hustle falls apart - and that’s unfortunate.

Hmmm. Maybe a bedroom that looks like a spaceship then? With a ceiling plastered with those glowy sticky stars?

not at all. my error, man.

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Now we’re talking. I wonder if we could make one you could capsize, and on the other side it’s a race car, or a tank or something.

This is a huge untapped market. I’ll start the kickstarter. Any good jpeg artists want to get working on the final product?

We could sell JPEGs of the Star Citizen Official Computer along the lines of this:

I’m loving the creativity oozing through this conversation.

I feel like this thread is so long though, that this must be a conversation that’s happened a few times before?

200w

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen, like 75 unread posts in this thread, thought, “Wow, something must have happened!”, then read through the thread and realized we’re cycling through the same conversation, over and over, over and over.

Not that it’s not entertaining, mind you, but I feel like the only new thing that’s happened in years is you sharing your adventures in the game.

All this thread’s a circle,
sunrise and sundown.
We all make from of Roberts,
then some jpegs come around.

It seems we dis-cussed this before,
I can’t remember when.
But I’ve got this funny feeling,
We’ll discuss it once again.

No milestones are ever met,
as fraud accusations trend.
There’s no clear cut release date,
and the engine’s a dead end.

All this thread’s a circle,
Sunrise and sundown,
We all make fun of Roberts,
then some jpegs come around.

Awesome.

There’s a whole secondary market grifting the whales already.

Each crate is customised with your your favourite ingame branding, allowing you to bring Star Citizen into your home or office

Prices from £655 + VAT/Tax & Shipping

Even ignoring the price, the thermals on that thing must be appalling and it looks like a nightmare to tinker in.

Wow, I didn’t even notice it was a PC case until I re-read your post. I thought it was some overpriced cooler. But no, it’s an overpriced (and as you note probably ineffective) PC case. Boggle.

It will never happen. Forget about the fact that this studio is the one that built the web backend. They have zero gamedev experience. So ofc they’ve been staffing up for that. Then you have to wonder what ALL the other studios are doing if CIG is still farming out work to third-parties. It’s a scam and a long con.

In case you needed more evidence of why we lol - incessantly - at those guys.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch… :)

As most have seen, he’s mostly moved on from SC in the meantime

That’s the closest thing we’ve gotten to Ascension Robes. If RSI or CIG were selling it, it’d be the perfect 21st century analog.