Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

I got it! I just didn’t respond in time.

Oh good!

I want free fly on Squadron 42 :(

I’m waiting for the console release, then I’ll grab a copy.

I told y’all in…checks notes…July 2015, that it was all a scam and they couldn’t possibly build what they claimed. Heck, they haven’t even built a single-player game ffs. Seriously.

lol

ROTFLMAO!!

It’s the amazing networking engine…which they plan to use in da metaverse.

…and how the tribe twists themselves into Mandelbrot-inspired knot variants making excuses for the project, while loudly proclaiming that “Everything is fine! Nothing to see here!”

That’s old news. I wrote, not one, but three blogs about this several years ago. Nothing’s changed. Why? Because even with their bespoke version of CryEngine (no, they’re not using Lumberyard), they can’t do what they want.

It’s why the game is still, and always will be, session based. It’s not, never was, and never will be, an MMO - of any kind.

No kidding.

Well, arguably they’ve been doing that for years now - just not on da blockchain ;)

Thank you for your service. ;)

That’s it! Get out!

No I’m with Dive here I wanna see this on the Switch.

On the Switch U, you mean… ;)

The amount of posters in this thread who despise the game and its model, have no practical experience of it or how it plays, but come here to regularly snark always amazes me. It’s a fun thing to do on a Friday afternoon I guess.

At least Derek has a long, colourful history with it.

Snark is fun 24/7/365, boyo.

ABS, Always Be Snarkin’.

Ha! It’s good to enjoy the little things in life.

HAhahahaha do you know who you’re talking to, sir? I’ve played it. It’s a mess of a thing. It’s barely a thing.

I’m serious though. If this thing ever gets a console release, I’ll buy a copy. I tried one of those free weekend deals but my computer can’t handle the majesty of Star Citizen. Ah well.

You played it a few times a couple of years ago? I remember a newbie stream where you gave the game a chance, but that’s the last I remember. Was pre-Covid. If you haven’t played since then, you honestly have no clue what the game is like today. If you have, please continue snarking. :)

Unlikely. PC Master Race all the way for a long time methinks.

No, likelihood is probably somewhere around death by lightning strike odds. I’ll just watch all the interesting developments in the thread, as I have been for jeez! Eight years now!

That’s the last time I streamed it, not the last time I played it. I visit it every now and then to see how things aren’t going.

Ha! Fair. :)

I really like Wendelius’ posts but I also do love the snark. I’m sorry. :(

I’ve played every second of Squadron 42. I answered the call in 2014.

I love how the last time that meme pic was updated was 4 years ago.