…to horror, of course.
It’s going to make a great Sci-Fi Channel Movie.
I don’t know, it could end up being a fun read if nothing else.
It certainly can’t be worse than the Star Wars: Coruscant Nights trilogy that centered on a noir Jedi detective story.
With an amnesiac droid buddy.
Have they dared to tread down the Jedi robe ripping romance?
That would require sex, which does not exist in the Star Wars universe. Conception magically happens between various novels and comics.
I suppose George did retcon that into his universe by having Anakin’s origin explained as an immaculate midichlorian conception.
“Well youngling, when a novel and comic really love each other…”
Midiclorians: The day Star Wars died.
Respectfully
krise madsen
About fucking time!
Although they did imply sex in the original Clone Wars animated microseries, with a light turning out in Padmé’s apartment window. The implication is that was the night Luke and Leia were conceived.
Han and Leia definitely get their freak on in The Courtship of Princess Leia.
There was an entire Gungan courtship ritual scene cut from Attack of the Clones as part of a Jar Jar subplot that got removed at the repeated requests of one of Lucas’ script editors. From what I understand, it was pretty much like the big orgy/rave scene in the second Matrix movie, but with every actor replaced with CGI Gungans.
Republic Commando: Triple Zero anyone?
Haha! Awesome. They should totally make that, in the same vein as The Sword and the Sorcerer. They’d just need to get actresses with hot European accents, and I’d h… errr, go watch that in a theater.
It says a lot that I’m not sure you’re joking.
Why not film it a la Deathstalker?
Sand is rough but you are smooth! Let’s eat fruit and make love!
That script editor single-handedly saved Western culture.
Not to totally derail but this photoshop contest kinda gives me the willies… although there are some neat pics, some are just wrong.
While what I said may be untrue, I urge everyone to carry on the tale so as to start up a grand, horrible rumor.