• Name a planet in the Star Control universe
I ... I ... I find my self control faltering.
I wouldn't be able to play anything for quite some time.
$100 can buy a good amount of groceries.
I can get Fallout 4 and the season pass for less than that.
But to name a planet in the proper sequel to my most cherished space game of all time? How can I put a price on that? No longer would bullies kick sand in my face (I don't often go to the beach, but I see potential bullies passing by my place all the time and I'm sure that some of them bring sand with them wherever they go). While out on a date, looking romantically up at the stars, I could confidently say "Yeah, I got to name a planet. That's how I roll, baby." Any woman would swoon at hearing of such awesomeness. When I listen to the advertisement for "starregistry.whatever" offering their package of absolutely meaningless drivel because it's not binding to celestial mapmakers in any way whatsoever, I can scoff at it instead of secretly wanting to purchase their offer. My planet? People would only need to load the game and find it. Even the aliens would respect and pay homage to my naming of it. How do you like them apples?