Statistical analysis of craigslist ads (So NSFW)

Everything else
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This is so entertaining.

I probably shouldn’t quote any of the text.

2

I really missed the boat when I was single. Too much time on bullshitdatingsite.com, not enough time on craigslist. Ah well.

3

Urgent need for cunnilingus was where again?

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Naw it looks like you made the right choice unless of course you’re into BBW’s.

5

I suppose the only way she could be sexier is if she was smoking a big cigar…

(yes, I am kidding just in case you are wondering if I am actually into that.)

6

You don’t have to post disclaimers. So what if you have a preference for fat women smoking tightly wrapped cohibos? No one actually cares. If you’re happy, we’re happy for you.

7

JMR do you have those pics saved to your hard drive?

I daresay you have some folder with a weird title to it.

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I’m going to post some pics here with no comments to them, in counterpoint to JMR’s post.

Edit: Actually, no I’m not. But you get the point. ;)

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Edit: The only thing I’ve picked up on Craigslist was a couch/loveseat set. No, rilly

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OMG you haxxord into my pron drive?!