"We want all users of The Clan to have a happy, safe and trouble-free time here - so please read the following Golden Rules, and make sure you always follow them:
Never arrange a face-to-face meeting with someone you meet on-line
Never upload (post) pictures of yourself onto the Internet or any on-line forum or give them to ANY person
Never give out any identifying information such as your real name, home address, school name, or telephone number
Never download pictures from an unknown source
Never respond to messages or bulletin board postings that are suggestive, obscene, belligerent, or harassing
Remember that whatever your are told on-line may or may not be true."
The whole thing is amusing, as well as prudent, but “Never respond to messages or bulletin board postings that are suggestive, obscene, belligerent, or harassing”?
Is there any point in being on the internet after this?