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Most galling is the fact that nearly every review has some dig at game playing.

I think DefenseTech said it best…

The technology is not there yet, but better UAV’s (that automate more of the routine tasks for flying that pilots do almost without thinking) and code from gaming software make this a possibility. Think of it not as independent flying robots but a new kind of forward air control (and the military implications of game technology deserve its own entry).

The other question is whether UCAV programs can recover from the summer movie “Stealth,” which has gotten a number of terrible reviews.

Ebert’s review of this one is pretty funny:

Cummings has bad news: They’re being joined by a “fourth wingman.” This is a UCAV (Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle) controlled by a computer. The pilots are unhappy, but not so unhappy that Gannon and Wade do not feel a powerful sexual attraction, although pilots are not supposed to fraternize. At one point Gannon visits Wade’s cabin, where she has laundry hanging on the line, and is nearly struck by a wet brassiere. “Pardon my C-cup,” she says, a line I doubt any human female would use in such a situation.

No doubt a lot of critics are going to tee off on this crapola.

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I just thank god this masterpiece has finally slouched into theatres, because that means we soon won’t have to endure those fucking ads every single commercial break anymore.

Jesus H. Criminy. This was written by W.D. “Buckaroo Banzai” Richter.

I’m going to go off and cry now…

This one looks so bad that straight to video would have been too good for it. Straight to MST3K would have been more like it.

Especially if Gypsy sits in and claims its her mom.

I’m hardly surprised, though. When I saw the trainer for this I literally laughed out loud it was so ridiculous and so bad. The absurd premise is one thing, but even the trailer was so chock full of cliches and bad lines that it was hilarious.

When they said “Navy Pilots” I winced. They’re aviators, dammit!

I only saw the trailer once, and I thought it was for a new series on the SciFi network.

H.

What get’s me is that Jamie Foxx got 3rd billing. I think he’s been in more money makers than the other 2 actors. Just another example of The Man keeping a brother down.

Why does this plot seem vaguely familiar… ah yes, Macross Plus.

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Ahhh the story is from anime. That explains the sucking.

He has the supporting role and more limited screentime compared to the two ‘leads’.

I saw this trailer before Episode 3. It was like one big fat turd sandwich of a movie viewing.

Has there ever, in the history of movies, been a computer-controlled weapon that didn’t turn evil?

I saw this trailer before Episode 3. It was like one big fat turd sandwich of a movie viewing.

Has there ever, in the history of movies, been a computer-controlled weapon that didn’t turn evil?[/quote]

You forget about Johnny Five? Granted, he did ditch the weapon eventually. :P

Joshua from Wargames wasn’t evil. He just wanted a nice game of chess.

And the Terminator turned good!

Let us not forget K.I.T.T. Not really a weapon per se, but…

Except Macross Plus actually has a great story. Stealth seems to be Macross Plus’ plot with all the interesting parts removed.

I saw this trailer before Episode 3. It was like one big fat turd sandwich of a movie viewing.

Has there ever, in the history of movies, been a computer-controlled weapon that didn’t turn evil?[/quote]

This little guy:

Except Macross Plus actually has a great story. Stealth seems to be Macross Plus’ plot with all the interesting parts removed.[/quote]

Exactly. I’ve been heckling the Stealth trailer every time I see a movie for like 6 months now. I’m half tempted to sneak into a showing of the movie so I can heckle the whole thing. I just have to find a theater I won’t mind being banned for life from…