Stupid Engrish Spam

Just got this in my Yahoo junkbox:

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I didn’t bother clicking on any link and html is OFF. Get any stoopid spam lately?

I don’t get anything but stupid spam - numerous spams for penis enchancements and viagra mainly,

That one takes the biscuit really though. I mean it barely makes any sense ffs.

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…as if there’s any other kind?

  • Alan

Perhaps I should have axed if you “Got any barely comprehensible Spam lately?”

I wouldn’t know - I don’t read spam.

The latest one I got was one of them

“my husband died and I need you to help get the money” letters. .which i deleted… .I’ve had 2 in the last month (which is odd, because my mail address isn’t used for alot of things where privacy is a concern)