Just an all around thread for the stupidity of things people post on Facebook. Doesn’t have to be political per se, though a lot of them will be.
I saw this post on a friends wall from someone and it finally decided me long ignored intent to make a thread like this.
That’s right, the GOP is too liberal, despite being the most conservative they have EVER been. I mean they were the original liberal party, but man, they’re more liberal now than ever. Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz? Rick Santorum? RINOs motherfucker. The only real conservative is…uh… um… Jefferson Davis? I don’t really know, since I’m terrified of a world where the GOP is “too liberal” for anyone.
Then he goes on a screed about the Bible and immigrants or something.
Hey man, your thread your rules and all that, but it would probably be a lot easier and shorter to make a thread called “Useful shit you see on Facebook.”
I don’t think I’ve ever found anything useful on FB. Well, maybe restaurant menus. I know it’s about social ephemera, but given its sheer size I’d think there’d be more… actual stuff. Is there a Kitchen Gadgetry group?
I did appreciate the time a co-worker used it to point out to her cousin, who was spouting some ditto-head nonsense about welfare queens and societal leeches, that she (the cousin) and her kids were all on the receiving end of government hand-outs from various agencies. That was funny, and possibly informatively useful. But also kind of sad.
Lawn. And 5 cool points… somehow. Are the kids still shunning FB, incidentally? Last I heard it was all about Instagram and Whisper.
I like all the people saying they wont shop at Walmart because Southern pride or whatever, but Walmart is Southern.
The lack of any punctuation or capitalization is pretty epic as well.
And honestly, where are these poor fucks going to go? Walmart already ran out all the little chain stores and any big chain is going to follow Walmart’s lead. I’m sure “Arkansas Jack’s Rebel Yell Flag Store” will do well for a couple months, but he can’t match Walmart’s prices and selection for very long.
Though to be fair, this kinda of wins the internet on the Walmart debate:
What a great day to start this thread. Living in Australia I don’t see many “the USA is now going to hell” posts after the Supreme Court Gay Marriage ruling, but I did get one. A fellow high school student who ended up moving to south US to become a conservative preacher. He’s korean, and he wrote this long message in Korean. Clicking the translate button gave me this:
A person residing in the United States as a true shame. United States Supreme Court, all of the United States among gays in marriage legalized in all 50 States, the definition of “marriage” by surprise itself changed. The United States is no longer a Christian nation, but the country cannot have the title that would mark a deep regret. This strengthened the children in society and the environment, which had never imagined. They love to the love of Jesus to the biblical Gospel and are qualitatively different. Ask for prayer requests to the United States.
7.14 to say ever-called my name, my people pray save my face by lowering himself to their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and their left from their sins forgiven and shall fix their land.
To be honest, if he wrote it in english, I doubt it would make any more sense.
In response to the whole “the CSA isn’t about slavery!!!@!#@$!” crowd I posted this:
My old roommate, who I know is a racist liked it. Now at first I’m like… does he like the point I was making, or does he like what Stephens said?
So I go look at his feed. It’s all pro-Confederate battle flag posts all the way down. Then he’s arguing the flag isn’t racist. But he just liked the most racist shit ever. I feel I’ve made a terrible mistake. Now it’s like a car accident, I can’t stop looking.
Is the implication that there are 317 million people in America, but only 360 people who actually count, i.e. citizens? All the rest are illegal immigrants we need Trump to deport?
