Stupid shit you see on Facebook

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My daughter told me this joke last week:

Q. What do you call a bunny who always looks on the bright side of things?
A: A hop-tometrist.

Shouldn’t that be a bunny who checks your eyes?

Well, an optometrist is examining your eyes by shining a light into them, so he or she is on the bright side of that light. That’s the best I got. I think hop-tomist may work a bit better.

I think it’s more like @rrmorton butchered his daughter’s joke. :)

SORRY ZYLON BEAT YOU TO IT

On the other hand, at least he didn’t post it somewhere else, take a screenshot of that post, then post the screenshot here.

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(It was a joke, because it’s “stupid shit you see on facebook”)

Nope, my daughter mistold a joke she had read off a popsicle stick… and made it way funnier in the process.

LOL that’s awesome.

The first bunny to think of the glass as half full was Hoptimist Prime.

Now you’re thinking outside the hutch!

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From a friend on Facebook who saw this posted by one of his relatives. Yikes.
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So a leftist conspiracy theory that this was all arranged by Trump?

No, this is the right wing conspiracy theory that Democrats arranged these people coming to the U.S. as an election ploy.

Which is amusing, considering that such a thing could only be used to whip up Trump’s base. Why would George Soros pay for that?

As a rule of thumb, I highly question the credibility of anything that ends with “let that sink in”

I saw someone post that just yesterday. It’s definitely getting around. I didn’t even know where to begin to reply.

I do.

I let it sink in, that you’re a racist.