Stupid shit you see on Facebook

This one is kind of creepy.

So say we all.

Yes this is stupid and crude but I still laughed my ass off.

I mean, I hate her stupid hateful face as much as the next sentient being of any kind in the fucking galaxy, but there’s every other reason to shit on her treasonous person besides the fact that she looks like a headliner for People of Wal-Mart.

Are you saying you wouldn’t hit that?

Spoilered for crudity:

Dude, I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

Hopefully with a piece of space debris at re-entry speed.

Am I gonna have to make you guys watch that Gillette ad again?

This is… unfortunate.

Uh, yeah.

I wouldn’t have sexual relations with her because I do not care for the way she is as a person

Jesus guys. Come on. All the posts about her sexual (un)desirability are really inappropriate.

Genuine question. Does she have a glass eye?

I merely wish to see her soulless lying ass atomized by an interplanetary object, sent by someone else’s god, nothing to do with her desirability.

No. Just a glass brain.

I think we all can share in that wish.

No, the image was photoshopped. Not a stellar effort all round.

That just makes her even more beautiful!

More or less inappropriate than what she does for a living?

Asking for science.