Stupid shit you see on Facebook


#2486

I wouldn’t have sexual relations with her because I do not care for the way she is as a person


#2487

Jesus guys. Come on. All the posts about her sexual (un)desirability are really inappropriate.


#2488

Genuine question. Does she have a glass eye?


#2489

I merely wish to see her soulless lying ass atomized by an interplanetary object, sent by someone else’s god, nothing to do with her desirability.


#2490

No. Just a glass brain.


#2491

I think we all can share in that wish.


#2492


#2493

No, the image was photoshopped. Not a stellar effort all round.


#2494

That just makes her even more beautiful!


#2495

More or less inappropriate than what she does for a living?

Asking for science.


#2496

More. Be better.


#2497

Nah, enabling the destruction of the republic is worse.
Like, many orders of magnitude worse.


#2498

Be best, even.

Not commentary on the above so much as I literally can’t fucking read/hear the phrase “Be better” without thinking of Melania’s goddamned retarded bullying campaign. It’s the political equivalent to an ear-worm. But the Khan mind-controlling demon-roach kind, not the “Careless Whisper” kind.


#2499

That scene fucked me up as a kid.

[shudder]

Yep, still fucks me up. Ew.


#2500

If X isn’t as bad as Y, then it’s okay to do X.

What is this, third grade?


#2501

Fifth. Give us a little credit here.


#2502

FINE.


#2503

Hey everyone, Dave says it’s okay!


#2504

Ok, it’s an ad, but I think it still counts.


#2505

Fucking idiots. “If true!” “I’ve done limited research on this” but I’m going to post it anyways…