Best
Google’s selfie-assistance tech: This actually was pretty moving, I have to say. Google spots are always high-quality, even if they don’t make a major splash.
State Farms Schwarzenegger bit – It went on long enough that it became funny. “This woman is in labah!” DiVito at the end wasn’t a great payoff though.
The Ridge ATV with the mullets was pretty good.
Worst
The Homes.com commercials (and there were a bunch) were fairly mystifying… I honestly don’t know what they were selling, and the shtick of Dan Levy being… I guess the new owner?.. kind of fell flat for me despite me being a fan of him in Schitt’s Creek.
The Michelob add with famous soccer people that I didn’t recognize (except Jason Sudeikis, who is a fake soccer person) was bland and obviously didn’t hit home for me. I’m always amused by the handful of futbal commercials that air during the Superbowl – “Please come watch this other sport! It’s popular with everyone one the planet except people who watch this broadcast!”
Likewise the “ELF” cosmetics commercial that featured… a bunch of people I barely recognize playing versions of characters on shows that I haven’t ever watched. I guess “Suits” is really popular on Netflix right now? Also, I’m really, really old.
The trash-talking E-Trade babies playing pickleball made me never want to use E-Trade ever.
Oh and we got a political commercial from Robert Kennedy Jr.! Nice way to introduce him to the unwashed masses, Republican operatives bankrolling RFK Jr.! Bonus points for prompting my mother-in-law to launch into a boring story about hearing the “kennedykennedykennedy” jingle for the first time when she was still in her 20s. I hate you all with a passion.
I had forgotten Temu existed, but now I know again thanks to them spending an obscene amount of money to play the same bland add fifty times during the broadcast.
Big Ocean of Meh
Christopher Walkin’s BMW ad wasn’t horrific. The guy is having “A Moment” with his role in Dune 2, I guess.
Etsy’s spot was pretty funny, but almost anything making fun of the French is pretty funny.
Aubry Plaza’s Mountain Dew commercial wasn’t too funny, but I love Aubry Plaza and Nick Offerman, so I still liked it.
The Dunkin Donut thing was painful to watch, but Matt Damon’s comments were funny.
The Uber Eats thing where you had to forget something to use the app was chuckle-worthy, if only for all the has-been star power they assembled.
Budwiser usually has at least one really good ad and one really bad ad, but the Beer Genie thing wasn’t too funny.
I have to give props to the religious ad from JesusGetsUs or whatever – the feet washing thing was a good message and they managed to not make it too Right-Wing looking.
The M&M “Almost Champions Ring of Comfort” was OK.