Taryton smoker would rather jump than jones

Even the best of plans can go awry…

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Drunk went out window after cigarette blew away, Ark. police say.

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window. …

“Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home,” [Trooper] Gravier said. “It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated.”

Gravier added: “If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive.”