Taryton smoker would rather jump than jones

Even the best of plans can go awry…


Drunk went out window after cigarette blew away, Ark. police say.

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window. …

“Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home,” [Trooper] Gravier said. “It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated.”

Gravier added: “If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive.”