How can you post that without a recipe? Get your wife to give it to you & type it in here!

I spy Kerrygold in the background, which will only take glorious biscuits and elevate them higher. And that’s not just a bad pun on your wife’s biscuits’ prodigious height!

Clearly a Qt3 potluck is in order!

My wife pulled the recipe off of the internet, so as soon as she gets back to me I’ll link it.

Update: Here it is: http://blog.kitchenmage.com/2008/01/simple-flaky-bi.html/

And my wife’s minor modifications: Use 2 1/2 cups of flour instead of 2 1/4, plus some for rolling out the dough. You don’t want it to be sticky. Also, if you roll the dough, then fold it over without pressing down too much, it’ll make it more like flakey layers. If you want sweet biscuits, like for breakfast, you can add a couple more tsp sugar, too. She mixes in our stand mixer instead of a food processor, then kneads a little on the cutting board. Usually rolled out to a thickness more like 1/4 to 1/2 inch so they aren’t crazy huge biscuits.

Kerrygold is so damn good. We splurge on it all the time now.

The real key to grandmother-level biscuits is that by judging the dough based on feel instead of measurements, they can adjust for as ambient humidity, etc.

Failing that kind of mastery though, biscuits are pretty easy to do adequately. Just use fats you usually aren’t supposed to use anymore (lard, crisco, etc), stop adding moisture before you think you should, and don’t overwork it.

I’m from a northern pie dough family, not a southern biscuit family, but I like to use Crisco out of memory of my grandmother. Also, it’s fun and creepy that it’s shelf stable forever

Some things I’ve cooked recently:

Cheddar, Potato and Ale Soup from Slow Cooker Revolution 2:
Middle stage prior to blending:

Post blending:

Pretty easy recipe but it didn’t end up being all that satisfying or cheesy. Not sure if I messed up somewhere or if I just have higher expectations than the recipe meets. I ended up tossing about a third of it because I just wasn’t interested in eating more. It marked the first time I’ve ever bought beer, and I can now confirm I also don’t like beer, so that’s something.

American Chop Suey from SCR 2 as well:

Very yummy if basic pasta dish that I went through like wildfire. I’m not sure why they describe it as chop suey, though, even of the American Chinese variety. It doesn’t appear to have much to do with the dish that Wikipedia describes. It’s pretty much just ground beef, green pepper, celery, tomato sauce and pasta, with a couple of spices (red pepper flakes, garlic, salt and pepper), Worchestershire sauce and parmesan sprinkled on top.

Curried Chicken and Rice from the first Slow Cooker Revolution:

Wound up a little bland, sadly, but I still finished it off. It’s one of a trio of similar recipes that include Chicken Divan and Dirty Rice w/ Chicken and the latter is easily my favorite. Still, nice to mix things up. You cook onions, jalapeno, garlic, ginger, curry powder and garam masala together in a frying pan for like 10 minutes until they’re soft, add a few tablespoons of flour and toast that a little, then mix in a can of (preferably light, though I can never find any) coconut milk and pour the “sauce” into the crockpot. Salt and pepper a couple pounds of boneless chicken thighs, stick those in the sauce, cook for 4-6 hours on low, then break up the chicken and add some instant rice. Cook that for another 20-30 on high, nuke some cauliflower in oil and add the softened cauliflower and peas, letting them heat through. Top with sliced almonds and cilantro (I usually skip this TBH) and voila.

Thanksgiving Turkey Pot Pie from Slow Cooker Revolution 2

Of course it’s nowhere near Thanksgiving at the moment, I just wanted to try it. Extremely yummy. You basically nuke some sliced carrot in oil with ground sage (it says 2 carrots, I thought that seemed low even with the largest carrots in my bunch), throw that into the crockpot with a quarter cup of chicken broth and 2 tablespoons of tapioca (for thickening), then salt and pepper a couple pounds of boneless chicken thighs (preferably turkey but let’s be real here, do YOU have a store that sells boneless turkey thighs? I sure don’t.) and put them in. Cook for 4-5 hours on low. Pull the turkey back out and shred it, and put a box of stuffing mix in a bowl with a half cup of dried cranberries. Pour 1.5 cups of boiling water into the bowl and let it sit for about 5 minutes with an occasional stir until it’s fully soft. Then you add the turkey back into the slow cooker, put about a quarter cup of heavy cream in and mix it all up (the cream makes the braising liquid into a sort of gravy). Add salt and pepper to taste. Then top it with the stuffing mixture in a layer and cook for another 20-30 minutes on high. Voila. About the only traditional Thanksgiving thing that’s not in are mashed potatoes.

Dang. I’d love to try the American Chop Suey and Thanksgiving Pot Pie recipes. I’ve got to get me that cookbook.

-xtien

Bit late to the reply-party, because I wasn’t ‘tracking’ this thread.

Not bad looking chips! (aka French Fries). I’m suprised anyone would have a British week, but at least your attempt was better than the frankenstien Cock-in-the-hole that some American conjured up on reddit.

As for peas: They look more like some kind of fancy-peas, rather than mushy ;) Mushy peas are made with cream, tend to be a bit more homogenous, and will happily form some rock-hard skin if you leave them.

Really though, homemade pea recipes can’t be considered British if they’re anything more than “frozen peas + hot water”. You can go for canned mushy peas if you like mushy peas, but no one makes their own!

You can just use a sturdy fork if you’re in a pinch. Takes more effort though.

a) Nando’s is the best of all the chain restaurants (I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise)
b) My first thought was that Armando’s Peas look like Macho Peas. I’ve actually made something similiar myself. It’s basically peas, butter, mint, chilli, parsley with a light smashing.


@ArmandoPenblade, if you want to British Week pt2 you should try making some scones, possibly even cheese scones, and posting the pictures here. Hopefully it’ll cause everyone else to be as confused as I am whenever I see you guys posting pictures of “biscuits”.

I see this often on the internet. What’s so good about Kerrygold? In UK supermarkets it’s just butter, sat on the fridge-shelf along with hundreds of other butter brands. Is your guys stuff “export strength” or something? :)

I am not about effort in my cooking, believe me. But hey, like I say, got one now.

Pod, thanks for the write-up and response! Apologies for any pain caused by my illegitimate American cookery skills ;)

My peas did, in fact, come from frozen, and included some butter, so somewhere on the Macho-Mushy continuum, for sure. I mostly didn’t feel like dirtying a blender, in retrospect, but I found the bit of texture from semi-mashed peas to be pleasant.

That cock-in-the-hole is horrifying. Please rescue me from it. I think it’s staring at me!

And scones are so goddamn good, I’d love to try to make them someday. But again, I’m a little skittish, re: baking :)


Tonight’s General Tso’s + Crab Rangoons, and then Friday we’ll move onto Cashew Chicken with Scallion Pancakes and some steamed rice. I’ll toss in a Veggie Lo Mein at some point, too.


Finally, yes, @Pod, American butter tends to be. . . bland, at best. Made with hyper-pasteurized milk and no cultures whatsoever. It’s not bad mind you, but something a little more rustic is a welcome respite, particularly for buttering toast, etc. (I’ll just use the cheapo regular MuricaButter for cooking, though). So something like KerryGold is. . . noticeably better, heh.

Kerry gold is also entirely from grass fed cows, which imparts additional flavor co pared to corn fed American dairy cows


General Tso’s Chicken (using SeriousEats’ seriously good recipe as a basis, but I always increase the sauce by about 50% because theirs never makes enough), steamed white rice, and crab-and-cheese rangoons!

Hnnnghhh.

Downside is that it’s about a 3-4-hour process :(

Curry-Braised Beef and Potatoes
From Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything Fast

The main recipe uses eggplants but I haven’t decided how I feel about them, much less cooked with them, yet, whereas I know I like potatoes. You cut up some beef chuck into cubes, brown one side in a pot with a bit of oil, salt and pepper while you cut up some potatoes and an onion, then fish them out again and set them aside while you soften the potato and onion chunks in the beef grease and a bit more oil. Add a couple tablespoons of curry powder to the potato/onion mix after they’ve softened and cook for a couple more minutes, then add a can of coconut milk, some basil (it specified fresh, which the store I went to did not have, so I used dried instead) and the beef w/ any juices. Stir it all up together and simmer for 10-15 minutes. Garnish with fresh cilantro and lime wedges. I probably should have made rice to serve it over, but I can remedy that this weekend. Quite good with a little more salt and pepper.

Sounds very tasty, indeed, malkav, And to be honest, despite numerous attempts on my part to get onboard the eggplant train, I think I am totally in agreement with your decision to omit them. Just can’t make the damn things work for me no matter what.

I bet that’d be mighty tasty with some Thai/holy basil, if you’re ever in the vicinity of an Asian grocer (I think they even sell it frozen, and if not, well, it freezes well). According to some cooking blog somewhere once, I actually read that mint is an even better substitute for Thai basil than regular basil is. Never actually tried that, though–I just can’t wrap my head around it.


Tonight continued the Chinese-American adventure, in the form of Cashew Chicken. I didn’t actually put the cashews into the dish itself, as I hate nothing more than soggy nuts in my leftovers (har har). Instead, I toasted them separately and tossed a few onto the plate when serving time came.

It was pretty good, though I fear I used a touch too much cornstarch in the sauce, so it’s thickening up. . . uh. . . a lot. D’oh.

Minced Ginger, Garlic, and Green Onions (white parts) stir fried at excessive heat in Canola Oil, then thinly sliced Chicken (briefly marinated in a 3:3:3:1 mixture of Shaoxing Wine, Dark Soy sauce, Cornstarch, and Sesame Oil) gets tossed in and browned in batches. Return it all to the wok and mix in a chopped Green Bell Pepper and the chopped green portions of the aforementioned Onions, stir it all around for another minute or two. . .

. . . then dump in a 3:3:3:3:3:2:1 mixture of Dark Soy, Shaoxing, Hoisin Sauce, Oyster Sauce, Chicken Broth, Cornstarch, and Sesame Oil. Stir till it comes to a boil, then serve ASAP so it doesn’t thicken into sadness on you :P

Thai was the recommended form of basil, but I’ve never even seen that kind of basil in a store. Regular basil would have done and I swear my main grocery has had it in the past (I made that Singapore-style chicken with fresh basil and I’m pretty sure that’s where I got it) but maybe they happened to be out at that precise moment. They had a bunch of other fresh herbs, certainly. If mostly in those super expensive little plastic boxes, rather than big watered bunches like they have of parsley and cilantro.

Bizarrely, it’s easier for me to get large quantities of Thai basil (from the big Asian supermarket a few miles away in the bad part of town. I am also in the bad part of town, but the market is, too!) than it is regular basil, which I can only find in whole bunches (which are still small!) at Harris Teeter, an upscale grocery store that’s outrageously expensive*.

This, of course, makes some dishes (e.g., Pizza Margherita or Pesto) more or less out of the question for me, here :(

* For our North Carolinian readers, Armando Penblade’s threshold for “outrageously expensive” is “any costlier than the Walmart he does 90% of his non-ethnic grocery shopping at.”

That’s why I keep my herb garden stocked with Thai basil, Genovese basil and Mexican basil.

It’s ugly. It’s cracked. But it’s mine. Tonight’s meatloaf. It’s still moist, tender and tastes like love. The wife is sick and this is what she wanted. As you wish…

Today was a need for comfort cooking and food.

So I put in another batch of pickles:

I’m really liking how these fridge pickles are turning out. I tried two jars this time. One with fresh dill and one with dried. I’m curious to taste the difference.

For dinner I did something weird. Chicken and waffles, but with baked chicken and curried waffles:

Really tasty. I’ve never made savory waffles like this, but I like the way they turned out. The chicken was great as always, but doesn’t hold a candle to fried chicken with waffles.

I don’t really care for sweet at breakfast, but maple syrup with this always works so well. I really love the way the syrup cuts against the hot sauce.

-xtien

Syrup and hot sauce are fantastic together.

That looks like an awesome spin on chicken and waffles.

Sometimes, ya just gotta give the loved ones what they want. My partner won’t eat sausage any way but pressed thin and cooked into an uncrecognizable blackened chip of demi-meat, but damn if she doesn’t love those little crispers on the side of her pancakes and eggs (also preferably overcooked, sigh).

On the flipside, your thing is actually a thing I’d want to eat. Very much.

There’s this great little place in Durham, NC–mind, a 25-30m drive from me, whatever the phrase “Raleigh-Durham Airport” might imply about our relative proximity–called Dames that serves the most incredible chicken and waffles. So good, in fact, that I’d more or less given up the notion of ever trying to make my own, as it wouldn’t compare at all.

But I like your idea a lot! Looks delicious, and sounds even more so. Mmmm, curried. . . well, anything, is 100% up my alley :-D