I’m not even at the Dread Crew of Oddwood show, yet. How am I already drunk??

You know all those posts I have made about making stuff from How to Cook Everything Fast by Mark Bittman? Well, the Kindle version is just $3 right now so your chance to get in on the action!

Saw this posted somewhere and made it tonight and it was pretty good for something cheap and easy :)

Indian food week!

First up, a classic dish: Chicken Tikka Masala

Yogurt-and-spice marinated meat, roasted under the broiler until darkening nicely, them simmered in a tomato-cream sauce with Indian spices. Served over clove-infused basmati, with a (very good) storebought garlic naan!


Tonight, I opted for something more for me–Tarka Dal.

I went pretty fancy, tbh. I used a blend of masoor dal (red lentils), chana dal (split chickpeas), toor dal (split yellow lentils), split moong dal, and split urad dal (black gram), pressure-cooked with a good masala base, then seasoned afterward with a spicy “tadka” or “tarka”–oil infused with whole spices.


Now, I am full as ever-loving-hell and going to watch Mr. Robot. Ciao, folks :-D

(P.S., @Eric_Majkut, where’s the pic of your finished dish??? :-D)

If I’m honest, I always feel a little guilty when I make something cheap and easy like that so I never bother with pics haha. It’s like if I cooked a frozen pizza and took pics. I realize it’s not, but that’s what it feels like :P

Chicken tikka is one of those things I’ve always wanted to make but have not gotten around to. Robert Ashley got me interested in the idea of making my own home made pita bread, and I made a really kick ass vegan korma one time a couple years ago, AND I have bricks in the oven now for making pizza and I bet they’d make great naan too… :D

Armando, I’d be interested in hearing the basics of how you make your tikka masala sauce. It looks good.

That’s what I call my “finicky” recipe :)

For the sauce itself

Ingredients

  • 6 tbsp Unsalted Butter, divided (yeah, I know)
  • ~1 tsp Cumin Seeds
  • 2 medium Yellow Onions, diced
  • 2 tbsp Ginger-Garlic Paste (which I do by blending ~ 1/2 cup each roughly chopped ginger and garlic with ~1tbsp oil and 1tsp kosher salt)
  • 1-2 Green Chilies, diced (I use Jwalas from my local Indian grocer; green Thais, Cayennes, or Serranos work, too)
  • 2 tbsp Cashew pieces, soaked in 4 tbsp boiling water 10m, then blend to a fine paste
  • 3/4 tsp Turmeric Powder
  • 1 tsp Cumin Powder
  • 1 tsp Kashmiri Chili Powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp Kosher Salt
  • 2 Coriander Powder
  • 1 tbsp Paprika
  • ~5-6 Roma Tomatoes, blended or diced (skin for smoother curry)
  • 2 tbsp Tomato Paste
  • ~1/2 - 1 cup Water
  • 2 lbs Chicken Tikka, prepared
  • 1/2 cup Heavy Cream
  • 1 tbsp Honey
  • 2-3 tbsp Cilantro, chopped
  • 1 1/2 tsp Garam Masala

(See what I mean finicky?)

Heat 2 tbsp of the butter in a large dutch oven or pot over medium-high heat until melted and the bubbling’s mostly subsided. Add in the cumin seeds and let them sizzle briefly, then stir in the onions and cook, stirring frequently, till it’s going faint golden and just beginning to darken a little at the edges. Add in the ginger garlic paste and cook, stirring more frequently, two more minutes. Add the green chilies and cook one more minute.

Pour in the cashew nut paste and stir into the mixture, letting some of the excess water cook off and the mixture thicken. Dump in the powdered spices and seasonings (turmeric, cumin powder, chili powder, salt, coriander, and paprika) and cook for about 30 seconds before adding the tomatoes. Since you’ll be blending everything later, it doesn’t matter much if they’re blended, but I find that having them liquefied lets me cook them down without risking burning the mixture (otherwise you need to start feeding it sips of water, which gets annoying). Mix in the tomato paste, as well.

Cook, still stirring fairly frequently, until the mixture’s darkened noticeably–about 10 minutes. Add water to achieve nearly your desired texture, then blend using an immersion blender (or, annoyingly, allow to cool, blend in a regular blender, then heat back up. . . ). Add in your chicken (happy to provide a recipe for that if anyone’s interested), simmer for 5 minutes or so to cook the chicken through if it didn’t finish previously, and then add in the remaining 4tbsp butter, cream, honey, garam masala, and cilantro, stirring well to combine.

Taste for relative levels of salt/sour/sweet, and adjust to your preference with more kosher salt, some lime juice, or more honey.

My goodness. I love the way this looks. I’m so hungry for this right now!

Thank you for providing the recipe!

-xtien

Hmm… ok, that looks good. I want sure if you blend it or what. Makes sense.

As an aside, per one of your previous recipes, I bought some asfoetida from Amazon.

That stuff is weird. Like, disturbingly weird at first. But after getting used to it, and accepting that you really only need a minute amount, it’s useful.

If you do wind up cooking it, you’ll probably need:

##Chicken Tikka
Ingredients

  • 2 lbs Chicken (I use Breast; you can use Thigh), cut into large ~2" chunks or strips
  • 1 cup Plain Yogurt (I use full-fat)
  • 1 tsp Black Pepper
  • 1 tsp Cumin Powder
  • 1 tsp Kashmiri Chili Powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp Kosher Salt
  • 2 tsp Coriander Powder
  • 1 tbsp Paprika
  • 1 tbsp Ginger-Garlic Paste
  • Juice of 1 Lime
  • Oil

Beat the spices, ginger-garlic paste, and lime juice into the yogurt until it’s smooth. Add the chicken pieces and marinate 1-4 hours.

Then, if you’re lucky enough to have a grill, thread the chicken onto skewers and cook over the grill, uh, however you normally would. I don’t know. No grill.

Otherwise, heat your oven to its highest temp and soak a bunch of bamboo skewers in water. Thread the chicken onto them, then lay them over the lip of a shallow baking sheet so that the chicken’s slightly elevated. Drizzle or spray with a light coat of oil, then switch the oven to broil and slide the rack of chicken skewers under it for 5-6 minutes for breasts, probably longer (with a rotation) for thighs, until the outside is just beginning to turn black in spots.

It’s honestly delicious by itself, but of course, adding it to the sauce is the real way to do it :-D


P.S. - Thanks for the kind words, @ChristienMurawski


P.P.S. - Yeah, @Timex, asafoetida is kind of awesome. It smells like death itself raw, but heated in some oil, it’s magical. That, along with mustard seeds, curry leaves, and dried red chilies, is what goes in my tadka that gets drizzled over the dal dish up there. Soooo good. I almost can’t imagine dal without hing powder by now.

Yeah, is kind of like rotten onions mixed with feet. I guess it’s used by folks who don’t eat onions or garlic because of religious reasons, and when cooked it can emulate their flavor.

Either way… Interesting stuff. I doubt in ever going to run out of the jar i have of it.

Okay. That made me laugh just now. Because it reminded me of this clip from an Albert Brooks movie:

Of course. I’m especially keen on the step about making cashew paste. Because I skimmed the recipe first and I thought, “Oh good, Armando. Where am I gonna find cashew paste, and how much is that going to cost?” And then I saw you tell us very simply how to make cashew paste.

-xtien

“The protective ice?”

Understood. For lunch yesterday I microwaved four frozen White Castle burgers. I enjoyed them. No White Castles here so it was the closest I could get. Not at all photo worthy.

I’ve been trying to do low-carb so recently tried this recipe for cauliflower based pizza; surprisingly quick and easy really. I changed the toppings up a bit though as I’m not an olive fan, went with goat’s cheese, spinach and balsamic…delicious!

What was the texture of the crust like? That seems really weird.

It was a bit crumbly, like not as easy to eat by hand like a normal pizza but taste wise it was nice! Thinner than dough and a little crunchy.

The last time I made something with a cauliflower-substrate, I had to food-processor the cauliflower to turn into into cauliflower-granule-mush.

But the smell this released was horrific. The granules themselves smelt ok on the plate, but in the cauliflower slaughtering device it was horrid.

@Maz, did you suffer a similar fate?

Polished off the Indian spread this week/end:

First up, to tack onto the chicken tikka masala from earlier, I made some Paneer Saag:

Lightly fried cubes of Indian Paneer cheese in a rich gravy with spinach, tomato, onion, garlic, ginger, and many spices. I gave blending it up a shot, as I normally just chop the spinach beforehand, but in the end, my gf actually prefers the chopped spinach texture! Go figure, the one thing she didn’t want creamy was the most obnoxious one to blend. . .


mid-post divider line(s) dedicated to @inactive_user


Later on, I chopped up and acquired all the ingredients needed to make Samosa Chaat:

I had some storebought frozen potato-and-pea samosas (basically a spicy potato-and-pea mixture wrapped in flaky pastry), which I baked.

Topping them is a mixture of fresh onion, tomato, chilies, cilantro, and green onions, as well as plain yogurt, tamarind chutney, and coriander chutney, a blend of chaat masala, garam masala, and red chili powder, as well as a sprinkling of crispy chickpea flour “straws” called sev.

Delicious little lunch!


edit: to add gratuitous mid-prep shot of the latter.

That looks awesome and also you have a problem

When I made cauliflower rice (i.e. cauliflower processed to rice consistency) for the chicken dish I cooked at my parents’ house I didn’t notice anything like that (although deconstructing a cauliflower head was a pain in the ass and I don’t see why I wouldn’t buy frozen pre-cut instead). But hey, even if it does, sometimes that’s just a price you gotta pay. C.F. fish sauce.