@espressojim HOLY CRAP that grocery store looks awesome and your soup looks delicious. I’m very envious!!

@RichVR I completely agree with Christien; what an awesome story :-D

And @Tman I think I’ve heard those referred to as Dutch Babies, maybe? Which is a super weird name for a food, but whatever. Yours looks awesome! Sounds like a pretty fabulous way to celebrate once or twice a month, especially with the hooting, lol

I’m of the (perhaps biased) opinion that Indian and Asian cuisines are good candidates for going low-carb. It’s a little weird having a good curry or stir fry without rice or noodles underneath, but if you’re looking to A) Jack up flavor of “boring” meats and veggies, B) have a wide variety of taste profiles to draw from, C) make-ahead food for a couple-few days at a time, and D) do fairly nutrient-rich food, all of those can definitely apply.

In addition to the stuff above (I’d cut the oil/butter by half and swap in lowfat plain yogurt in place of cream for health reasons, unless you’re doing a keto high-fat diet), I wrote up a stir-fry/quick curry base you could work from. It collects most of my thoughts on the subject succinctly!:

Category
Chinese Thai Indian
Cooking Fat
Canola Oil
Coconut Oil
Ghee or Butter
Aromatics Green Onions (white parts) Garlic, Ginger (minced)
Shallots, Garlic, Galangal/Ginger (minced)
Onion (minced), Ginger + Garlic later (Grated/Blended), add Green Chilies near the end
Primary Flavorings Red Pepper Flakes and/or Szechuan Peppercorns, crushed
Curry Paste (e.g., Red, Green, Masaman), for simplicity's sake
Curry Powder, Paprika, and/or Individual Spices (usually 1:1:2:3 mixture of Turmeric, Chili Powder, Cumin Powder, Coriander Powder), plus Salt
Proteins
Chicken, Pork, or Beef strips, marinated 30m in 1:1:1:2:3 mixture of Baking Soda, Cornstarch, Sugar, Rice Wine, and Soy
Chicken (thin slices), Tofu (cubes), or Shrimp, marinated 30m in 1:3:3 mixture of Sugar, Fish Sauce, and Lime Juice
Chicken, Paneer, or Fish (cubes), marinated 60m in 1:1:3:3:6 mixture of Salt, Pepper, Curry Powder, Lime Juice, and Plain Yogurt
"Slow" Vegetables
Broccoli Stalks and/or Carrots, sliced into thick ovals, Celery (chopped)
Potatoes (cubed and steamed separate) and/or Carrots, sliced into thick ovals
Potatoes (cubed) and/or Chickpeas, boiled until fork-tender in Salted Water separately
"Fast" Vegetables
Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, or Onions (slices), Green Beans, and/or Broccoli Florets, Bok Choy, or Cabbage (chopped)
Onions (slices), Green Beans, Broccoli Florets (chopped) and/or Snap Peas
Chopped Tomatoes, Spinach, Green Beans, Carrots, and/or Bell Peppers; Corn Kernels or Lima Beans
Sauce
3:3:3:3:1:1 mixture of Soy Sauce, Rice Wine, Oyster Sauce (optional), Chicken Broth, Sugar, and White Pepper, combined with 3:1 slurry of Water and Cornstarch. Boil briefly to thicken.
(If Wanted) Coconut Milk with enough Water to achieve desired texture. SImmer to thicken.
(If Wanted) Water, Chicken Broth, and/or Coconut Milk, to desired texture. Simmer to thicken as desired.
Finishing Touches
Bean Sprouts, Green Onions (green parts--sliced), and/or Toasted Cashews, as desired
Fish Sauce, Lime Juice, and Sugar to "season" to desired flavor; Crushed Peanuts and/or Cilantro as desired
Cilantro (chopped) and Garam Masala, and/or Qasuri Methi (powdered with hands), Honey, and/or Cream/Yogurt, as desired

To use (generally) begin by heating the cooking fat in a deep skillet and/or dutch oven over medium-to-medium-high heat. Add in the aromatics and cook until softened and–well–aromatic. Then add in the primary flavorings, stirring into the mixture until fragrant (30 seconds tops, generally), then you’d normally add in your protein (if using meat, tofu, or paneer) and sear the outside of that.

Add in slow-cooking vegetables and let those get started for ~1-2 minutes. If using shrimp, add that now. Then, in go the fast-cooking vegetables, which get another minute or two, depending on overall heat levels.

If you’re gonna do a sauce (recommended for the Chinese-style stir fries, though, of course, how much of that you add is up to you!), add those ingredients in now and boil and/or simmer as instructed. Finish off with, well, finishing touches and plate up, with brown rice, quinoa, or just on its own!


You can generally either keep chopped ingredients handy in the fridge and whip together a true stir fry in about 15m on the stovetop, or you can go with a saucier curry and make it in bulk at the start of the week and be good for quite some time.

It’s embarrassingly easy to make, to the point I feel like I’m doing some Rachel Ray style recipe:

  1. Open can of cherries
  2. Put whip cream on top
  3. Stuff face

Holy crap dude. That’s awesome. Thanks! :D

I hvaen’t done tons of reading about dieting. I just know that the last time I lost a significant amount of weight (like 3-4 years ago) it was from cutting out most of the carbs in my diet. And I know that carbs are the thing I way overdo it on in my diet. Mainly soda and bread/pasta. I have a lot of weight to lose, and I don’t want to spend 10 years doing it, but I’m also smart enough not to go on some fad crash diet thing either.

I did a lot of stir fry without rice before. But it got boring after a while. I think this will help significantly with getting some new ideas into the mix for me. Thanks again!

Does this count?

First cook on my new RecTec pellet grill, overnight brisket. Super easy and some of the best brisket I’ve ever had.

@Eric_Majkut I’ve been doing low carb for years, so if you need any help fire away.

One thing that is really helpful is finding hidden sources of carbs you can eliminate. For instance, if you use artificial sweetener like Splenda, get liquid instead of packets, because the other ingredients in the powder add abut 1 per packet. I buy liquid from Amazon:

Misguided, that’s absolutely beautiful.

The literal only reason I will ever even consider owning a home is the ability to also own a grill/smoker (or, let’s be honest, both). Everything else about home ownership sounds awful. . . but man, do I love BBQ.

I have wanted a pellet smoker for a very long time (15+ years). Love the idea of being able to do bbq without constantly fretting over it. But I always bailed on the idea because I convinced myself that to get the quality I wanted, I needed to spend 2-3k. I was worried that if I didn’t like using it, I’d wind up with a very expensive doorstop.

This little baby gives high-end results, is only 500 bucks plus shipping (shipping only 100 bought directly from the manufacturer), and everywhere I looked, people talked about incredible their customer service is.

The cooking area is small, but I think most people (myself included) are good at talking themselves into needing more than they really do.

Here’s another picture: these slices are from the center, with the point on top and the flat underneath. Next time I need to trim the fat cap down a little bit more, but it was dynamite.

You’re killing me here, man.

You guys ok down there?

Some are. Lots of folks without power. Distinct lack of pellet grilled meat in my house.

Lol, yeah. I’ve got family all over the state (born in Pensacola).

I had to google that grill but man did it certainly speak to me.

I made sous vide brisket last month that was fantastic but I wouldn’t want to measure its bark against yours.

Is it essentially set and forget? How much prep work and oversight does this whole shebang require to go from raw brisket to what you have there? I might want to put one of these on my wishlist.

Entirely set and forget.

The one noob mistake I made is that when I checked the pellet hopper in the morning (keeping in mind it had been 8-9 hours), I thought there was more left in there than there actually was. I should have added more pellets at that point, because it ran out 3 or 4 hours later. That ended up extending cooking time a little because it takes a bit of time for pellets to make their way from the hopper to the fire pot via auger and the brisket cooled off about 4 degrees. I actually kicked up the temp from 225 to 250 after that just to get the meat up to the temp I wanted (was only 7 degrees away when that happened).

But aside from that, and pouring off some of the runoff from the little grease-catching bucket so it didn’t fill up, I didn’t touch a darned thing from the time I fired up the grill to when it was done 17 hours later. The prep work was for the brisket itself (trimming, dry brining with salt for 24 hours, applying rub, then onto the smoker). You do have to plan ahead for something like this, but the actual cooking process was completely hands off.

Thanks for the info. Wishlisted!

I think I need to buy one of those pellet things.
I currently have a webber smokey mountain smoker, which is great, but requires a lot of babying to get just right. The idea of the automatic temperature control seems really, really nice. And I didn’t realize they made a mini version. I only had seen the larger $1k one.

And that brisket looks solid, dude.

How long did you cook it, and at what temperature?

Yeah, I hear you. I had a charcoal smoker at one point with an offset firebox, etc. I don’t want to work that hard and have to obsess about every little thing. I ended up never using it because it always seemed like such a production. This was hassle-free and I can’t wait to use it again. I also hadn’t seen the mini until recently. That’s what ultimately made me pull the trigger after all this time (well, that and how remarkable I kept hearing their customer service was).

225 until the very end (then 250 as mentioned above). About 17 hours. It would have been much closer to 16 or even a hair less if I hadn’t had the one goof. I started about 9:30 pm, which gave it a chance to go for a while and make sure everything was running smoothly (again, this was the first time I’d used it aside from a burn-in. I did have a monitor with me that would have alerted me if anything went crazy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FEKGB9Y/

The cooking surface is 15 X 22. There is not much room overhead. It’s big enough for a full brisket, or a couple of racks of ribs, a pair of pork shoulders, or a modest-sized turkey.

If anyone is thinking about these, not all pellet smokers are created equal. The most important thing is the electronics that maintain your temperature. Rec Tec uses a similar type of controller (PID or proportional-integral-derivative) to what you get on high-end gear like Mak or Cookshack. This is a different beast from what you get on something cheaper like a Traeger (although Traeger invented the segment as far as I know, they have fallen behind and are now playing catch up and moving into better controllers). This is the brains of the smoker that does all the work adjusting things to maintain the temp so you don’t have to.

While a Mak controller has additional bells and whistles (mainly probes that plug directly into the controller and the ability to program different cooking temps at diff meat temps), you pay a lot more for that.

To me, the Rec Tec I bought is like that sweet spot when buying electronics/computer parts. I feel like I got 90% of the performance at a great price. It’s also extremely easy to use and you’ve already seen the results.

That looks scrumptious!

This week I finally got around to cooking stuff that was originally intended for last week. . . until last week happened.

Anyway, last night I put together a more-or-less version of Bon Appetit’s Best Fried Chicken Sandwich, subbing in awkwardly-large chicken breasts for their recommended thighs and not increasing my wet/dry ingredients to match, brining in liquid rather than a dry fridge brine, and then pan-frying in shortening, Alton Brown-style, rather than deep frying in peanut oil as they rec’ed. At this point, I’m no better than those people who write 1-star reviews when they De-Gluten recipes for, I dunno, fuckin tortillas or whatever.

In the process, I also put together the “seasoned mayo” (minced garlic, celery seed, lemon juice, and green onions mixed into mayo), shredded up a head of lettuce, and buttered some buns. That was tasty enough, but for tonight, I went ahead and fried up some bacon (more on that later) and melted a slice of Swiss over the chicken patty before tossing it onto a sandwich for my anti-lettuce lady-friend. The fries are from a bag.

http://imgur.com/lWfDsEx


Tonight, I made some black eyed peas and greens. The BEP went in over some chopped bacon, with onion/bell pepper/celery fried in the fat, and were flavored with a briefly browned ham hock, some cayenne, black pepper, thyme, and bay leaf, and the cooking liquid was chicken stock. The greens were kale, because that was the only thing I could get a gigantic, pre-washed, pre-chopped bag of at Walmart. Chopped bacon (with extra butter) gave way to onions and garlic, then the kale itself, flavored with red pepper flakes and more chicken stock. Simmering ensued.

I tossed together some basic brown rice as a base for the BEP and had at it. Overall, I’d rate it muy tasty!

http://imgur.com/XaZxIXD

The chicken sandwich recipe had me right up until bread and butter pickles. What kind of chicken hating piece of human garbage would ruin a nice sandwich with some fucking bread and butter pickles?! Those things are revolting. And the name! What the hell do they even have to do with bread and/or butter?! Dill for life. Do you see Chik-Fil-A using that bread and butter bullshit? NOPE.

AP secret: I also used dill pickles. I’m a recipe-changin son of a bitch!!!