As a fairly big ol’ fat dude, I can’t necessarily claim I stay healthy on it, either! But seriously, thanks :)


The stuff you made sounds really interesting, and a strong combo. I love “meal design” type stuff, so I really like what all you put together!

How did you find the asparagus? Miso alongside it sounds like it could be really powerful, flavor-wise, but then again, I’ve got like 5.5oz of white miso paste just kinda awkwardly hanging out in my fridge that I’d love to use up. . .

You’re all wrong a Porterhouse is best. You get tenderloin and a strip all in one. :-)

And to actually add a useful comment. That pellet smoker looks awesome. That brisket is beautiful. I really need to get something like that I’ve got a grill with side smoker and as mentioned up-thread it’s too much babysitting.

Having a go at smoking tomatoes as we speak to make brisket salads for dinner.

@ArmandoPenblade The asparagus with miso is dead easy to make, and is fantastic. My father in law gave it his highest compliment “I’ve never had these flavors before, but I’d eat it again”. Plus, I haven’t seen you poach an egg here yet, and that’s such a fun thing to do - it requires a little technique, but the results are so striking compared to the amount of effort.

I found an old photo of a previous attempt, where I paired it with a guava-lime shrimp. I have this tendency to pair a savory item with something sweet/acidic.

I have this tendency to pair a savory item with something sweet/acidic

Nothing wrong with that! I love spicy and sweet together, or sweet and salty. I throw a bit of cider vinegar into whatever I’m cooking all the time to keep things balanced.

@espressojim thank you very much for the write-up and picture; that more or less cements it for me, I think. May not get to it especially soon, but I definitely want to, now :-D

(And you’re right–in fact, I’ve literally never poached an egg in my life!)

You people and your filets! I prefer a nice ribeye myself, but I can understand if people like something with a little less fat on it. But you DO know the fat is where the flavor comes from, right? Filet is so lean! That’s why it’s common to see it wrapped in bacon, to add some fat/flavor back in to the lean beef. I never understood why you’d want to pay top dollar for something that needs flavor added back in when you could have a steak bursting at the seams with deliciousness for less money.

I love tenderloin, which is where filet comes from. But I don’t buy them in restaurants. I’d rather take the whole tenderloin and make something with that.

Texture mostly I think, but I don’t understand it either. Filet’s tend to be dry, if tender, and pretty flavorless to me.

A nice ribeye though is the pinnacle of steak.

The best filet I ever had was last year at a family friend’s house. The guy is an award winning chef. Barbecue, grilling, smoking. He made said bacon wrapped filet which he marinated overnight in his secret mix. (Seriously, he wouldn’t say what it was.) It didn’t cover the meat flavor, it accentuated it.

I understand the whole filet flavor issue. I just can’t stand a piece of fat or gristle in my mouth. It will literally kill my appetite, instantly. What can I say? I’m strange.

Fixed that for you, Rich!

:-D

Even as someone who does like meat, I must remove chunks of fat and gristle with surgical precision. Big ol’ hunks of fat are a greasy bit of unwelcome.

Mmmm. Bacon.

FTFY. :)

Oh good lord. You guys and bacon.

I’m reminded of two things. Both from one of my favorite comedians. Be warned, they are both NSFW and the second one is REALLY NSFW!

Louis CK on Bacon:

Which constrasts nicely with what he says at the end of this one:

Again. Be warned…the second video is totally NSFW…and to be honest, NGTTT.*

-xtien

*Not Germaine to the Topic

“It doesn’t matter who’s president or anything!”

I am normally against chunks of fat, but I will tell you, the fat on the top of that pork shoulder I slow roasted when visiting my parents was magical.

I believe it was. In fact, I’d say it melted in your mouth, not stuck between your teeth. :)

You actually eat the big wads of fat? I don’t. They’re just there to melt into the meat while it cooks. Then you trim it off the edges as you eat the steak. It’s not like they’re interspersed all throughout the meat. Just the edges typically!

As the final dish in my little spicy chicken breasts > Hoppin John/black eyed peas > spicy kale menu, I present some tasty Cheddar-Gruyere Mac n Cheese:

Simple butter-n-flour roux, about half heavy cream and half milk, flavored with salt, mustard powder, cayenne, and black pepper, and then 1/2 lb each freshly shredded cherrywood smoked gruyere-alike and sharp cheddar. The topping’s just some panko breadcrumbs toasted in butter with a little garlic powder, then tossed with faux-parmesan (cuz my real parmesan got multiple mold spots and wasn’t really worth salvaging).

My most recent cooking endeavours:

Chicken Riggies
http://imgur.com/YBFlYah
From Cook’s Country Eats Local, it’s America’s Test Kitchen’s version of what is apparently a classic Utica, NY dish.

It’s only maybe the second recipe I’ve done with any sort of marinating or similar involved. It has you put boneless, skinless chicken breast chunks in a ziplock bag with brine from jarred hot cherry peppers, oil and salt and then refrigerate it for 30-60 minutes.

Meanwhile, you brown mushrooms and a couple of chopped red bell peppers together in a dutch oven, then set them aside. You saute a chopped onion in the same pot, then add sliced hot cherry peppers (from the same jar you got the brine), garlic and oregano, followed by a can of crushed tomatoes and some heavy cream. You simmer all that together to thicken it into a sauce (10-15 minutes). Then you add the chicken and the mushrooms/peppers you set aside, cook the chicken through in the sauce, and add pitted, sliced kalamata olives and more cherry pepper brine. While all this is going, you cook a pound of rigatoni. Once that’s done, you mix the rigatoni into the rest, add Romano, and serve.

Very yummy and spicy, with flavorful chicken and a lovely mix of briny flavors and pasta. I will definitely be making it again and next time I will be ordering the jarred peppers and olives online because my local grocery only had whole cherry peppers and kalamata olives with pits. These are both things you can deal with, but depitting olives in particular was annoying.

Classic Arroz con Pollo
http://imgur.com/MuGqYNY
In progress.
http://imgur.com/656HBiS
The finished product.
From ATK’s Best Mexican Recipes
Another marination recipe. This one called for using bone-in thighs, so I grudgingly did, but I sure didn’t notice a major flavor difference (if anything, they seemed worse than the paleo version of this I did with boneless breasts) and they were definitely more of a pain and more gristle-prone. If I were sure how to change the cooking times to account for the difference I would probably do boneless next time. Or I may try a different take on the dish.

You marinate the thighs fo just fifteen minutes in a coating of garlic, white vinegar, oil, pepper, oregano and salt. The recipe only calls for 1 tbsp of vinegar here and 2 later, but the ingredient list specifies 5. I think they may have intended 3 tbsp here, which would have made a significant difference to the level of liquid in the marinade and probably made for sharper tasting chicken.

Then you saute onion, green bell pepper and red pepper flakes together for 5 minutes or so and add fresh cilantro (uncharacteristically, I bothered to use fresh cilantro here as specified). You then stick the thighs into the middle (and then all around because it calls for 4 lbs of thighs and my 6 quart dutch oven can only barely do that in one layer, despite being perhaps the biggest pot I own) with the skin side down to protect them. The recipe says to do this for 2-4 minutes “per side” but does not instruct you to flip them and since you’re not fully cooking them in this step and it makes a point of talking about the skin being protective, I didn’t. Finally, you stir in some chicken broth, a can of tomato sauce, and a bit of water to round it out. Bring to a simmer, cover, reduce heat, and simmer for 20 minutes or so.

Then you stir in 3 cups of medium-grain rice (the first time I’ve ever used medium-grain. you can use long grain but need more liquid if you do), sliced pitted manzanilla olives (I was able to find plenty of these, thankfully), capers, and salt and bring it back to a simmer. Once you do that, you cover it again and transfer it to the oven (set to 350) for 30 minutes, stirring every ten. You may need to add additional water. Once that’s done, you remove the chicken, shred it, toss the bones and skin, and toss it with more vinegar, oil, cilantro, and salt and pepper to taste. Then it goes back onto the rice to warm through and then serve.

I had mixed feelings about the results. It was certainly edible, but as I say, I’d rather do boneless thighs next time. And I think it needed more spice and more vinegar in the preceding marinade. And holy hell this made a lot.

Bachelor Spaghetti With Sausage, Peppers and Onions
http://imgur.com/r5IDAR0
From ATK’s Pasta Revolution (currently out of print, unfortunately, but used copies seem cheap)

Extremely straightforward recipe that turns out a classier version of the traditional bachelor spaghetti (i.e. boil spaghetti, dump jarred pasta sauce on). Pretty much you saute a chopped onion, add sausage, garlic, oregano and red pepper flakes and brown that, then add water, a can of tomato sauce, two chopped red bell peppers, and 8 ounces of thin spaghetti broken in half. Simmer that for 12-15 minutes, serve with parmesan. All in a skillet. The big innovation here, I think, is cooking the pasta in the sauce. The recipe calls for lazy ingredients like frozen prechopped onions and peppers and garlic powder, but I went ahead and used fresh since I was perfectly comfortable with those things by now (and it’s actually harder to find the frozen, at my grocery), and that is also accomodated. Yummy and easy.

Skillet-Baked Tex-Mex Macaroni
http://imgur.com/K1MZfke
Also from Pasta Revolution.

Also pretty straightforward. Onion and green bell pepper sauteed in oil to kick things off, then seasoned with garlic, chili powder (2 whole tablespoons) and cayenne (I went a little heavy on this because I like heat). Add a pound of 90% lean ground beef and brown a bit, then add water, canned tomato sauce and half a pound of macaroni. Simmer for 9-12 minutes, take off heat, add frozen corn, a can of green chilies, and a cup of Mexican cheese blend. Then sprinkle another cup of cheese over the top and stick in the oven (at 475) for 10-15 minutes. I initially forgot the chilies and had to take it out and stir them in a bit after a minute or so. Then at the end, sprinkle with cilantro and serve. I probably could have baked a little less but it wasn’t noticeably burnt at all and it was definitely good.

Swiss Chard and Pinto Bean Burritos
http://imgur.com/JvlpTL6
(The chard and pinto bean filling, since burritos look like burritos regardless)
From Best Mexican Recipes

Couldn’t find Swiss chard, used red instead. Basically, on one burner you do up some rice with vegetable broth, garlic and salt (about 20 min), and on the other you cook up a chopped onion, mix in some tomato paste, canned chipotle (I used a whole small can instead of the teaspoon they called for. this may have drowned out some subtler flavors but was good), cumin, oregano and garlic, and then add a pound of chard and some more vegetable broth, cover and simmer for 15. And then while those are going, you mash half a can of pinto beans together with the rest of the broth. Once the chard’s ready, you stir in the bean mixture and cook until the liquid’s mostly evaporated. Then you turn off the heat, mix in the rest of the can (whole) and add a tablespoon of lime juice. Then you fill six flour tortillas with the rice, the chard/bean mixture, and monterey jack cheese, fold them into burritos, top with more jack cheese, and broil for 3-5 minutes at about six inches from the broiler. Setting not specified so I did 3 on high and it worked out fine.

This was a treat for my gaming compatriots. Sadly, only one person managed to show tonight so I still have four burritos left over and the non-attendees missed out. But sucks to be them, I guess!

PS: My new cutting board. Soooo much nicer than the old one, if a tad unwieldy:
http://imgur.com/q4yfrDj