Warning If the symptoms and results of intestinal diseases gross you out, or if you have a habit of responding poorly to hearing about other people’s medical problems, then please skip this post.
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Despite discouraging results of my first non-google information attempt (Thanks Tom!), and the fact that the situation was not getting any better throughout Monday, I went to Student Health to speak to a doctor about what may be wrong (Tuesday). She asked me several questions, and she said it was probably something relatively non-trivial, such as hemorrhoids, and that I shouldn’t be too worried unless it is pro-longed. Then I said that my grandfather has a history of intestinal disease. In which, her attitude changed and she thought I should go to the hospital at the medical campus right away, just in case it’s something more serious.
She calls the hospital and get’s in contact with the proctology department to see if they can take me in, and they have time for me that afternoon. I go to the hospital, get seen by a regular(?) doctor first who asks all the same questions as the Student Health doctor. Then he leaves and a young proctologist comes in with a couple of med students (yay college hospitals). He asks me more questions. I’ve been sleeping for upwards to 12-15 hours a day for the past 3 weeks, but I attributed that to depression (though it was uncharacteristic of me, even when I’m depressed.) Also, a week or two of “average” intestinal pain + bathroom grossness, but that was not unusual for me because I’m Lactose Intolerant. No serious abdominal pain, fever, swelling, or weight loss. Due to some of the above symptoms, the bleeding while going to the bathroom, and family history, they wanted to take a stool sample(gross), a blood sample, and go ahead and take a CT scan, to see what they could see.
Okay, I go take a CT scan. They don’t see much, but they find what they were looking for. The proctologist said that my lower intestines have appeared to start narrowing in my lower GI tract near by colon. Also, there are abnormalities(?) in the same general area which may be the beginning of ulcers/abscesses. Great, so, the doctor says that he 95% sure that I am in the beginning stages of some gastro-intestinal disease. One student recommended that we do some sort of barium enema (eek) to see the extent of the damage, but the doctor said that it likely wouldn’t be good enough, we should go straight for a colonoscopy (which doesn’t sound exciting either, but I think I would rather have this than a barium enema). See if they can get a sample, and wait for results on the other samples they’ve taken.
So! An exciting colonoscopy scheduled Thursday.
P.S. I typed this up while sitting on the toilet, because I drank all that shit they gave me to prepare for the test, and I feel like I’m going to kill myself.