3921

That is absolutely gorgeous. Congrats and have a nice vacation.

Also, thanks for the link.

-xtien

3922

I applied for a reality show. Never thought I’d say that, but The History Channel is doing some sort of “the best shooter” show, I thought I might have a chance at famewhoring.

H.

3923

sweeeeeet

3924

Here’s hoping you get on the show, if only to kick everyone’s ass in the name of QT3.

3925

Houngan, if you manage to get on, could we get you a custom-made Qt3 hat/shirt (with just the eyeball, mind you) to wear on the show?

3926

This is so a set-up for an expanded version of “Throw Down” with Bobby Flay. All those people think that they’re doing some sort of other show, too, until Bobby shows up.

Are you sure you’ll be able to out-shoot Bobby?

3927

If the tacky gal from down the road can whip him at breakfast (I live about four blocks from Lyn’s Paradise Cafe) then I reckon I can sling lead a bit faster than he can.

H.

3928

Now my car is just fucking with me. This is the third disabling problem in a row here over the last 2 weeks: I think something is binding around the clutch fork and keeping that system from operating smoothly.

If I have to pull the transmission, I might just park it until I’m less pissed off, and find another car to drive for a while.

3929

I heard about that show! Hope you get on it.

3930

Watch out for Gene Hackman.

3931

Had one of our actresses drop out with one day left to film her scenes before she was wrapped. While it’s frustrating and inconvenient, it’s not a terrible thing cause she was the only fucking diva we had, she was absolutely awful, and we can rewrite the stuff before Sunday. But out of the blue she demanded to have copies of whatever we’d filmed of her–when we’d made it clear from the beginning nothing got released before everything was ready–or else she wasn’t going to show up. She never responded to the reply email of ‘do you want the raw uncut footage because if so, you’ll need to provide an external hard drive since those files are huge’ or any other emails asking her what was going on.

To make it completely professional and not at all immature, she went ahead and unfriended all the cast and crew on her facebook too. I guess this means one less present to bring to the cast party!

3932

If I were you, I’d recast the part with a cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin and get our Dr. Danger to do the voiceover. Unless it’s a serious production, in which case, don’t mind me.

3933

Maybe that Facebook chick needs an acting gig.

3934

Haha. We just gave her lines in the scenes to someone else and altered them slightly where it wouldn’t work. We seriously considered dropping a one liner in there like “Remember that time (her character name) died? That was fucked up.” But instead just decided to pretend like it wasn’t a big deal she wasn’t there.

And I do not want to trade awful for fucking awful, thank you kerzain :(

The only reason we cast this girl was that the original girl we cast decided to move to New York about a week before we were set to start. So in a panic, we decided that we’d give the part to the first person that applied that could read. She was it.

3935

I actually already wrote her out with the script for the first episode of season 2.

B: Hey, what happened to G?
E: Choked to death in a bukkake contest.
B: That’s awful.
E: I thought so too until I found out the contest was at a retreat for holocaust deniers.
B: Good riddance.
E: In her will she left her collection of furry guro pornography to the KKK.
B: She will be not missed.

(I have to admit, I’m a little sad to lose her has a Facebook friend. She was my Mafia’s button man! Now I need someone else to sign up for Mafia Wars and play a maniac.)

3936

Godspeed, furry fetishizing, Holocaust-denying, competitive fellator. You were so young…

3937

Feelgood line of 2009.

Ninja edit:
Haha, that rhymed.

3938

To the best of my fading memory, that’s the best Christmas present I’ve ever seen.

3939

That may be the most thoughtful Christmas present ever, but the best is obviously this.

3940

I just gained +1 level in judo. I’ve started and stopped at different clubs due to moving away three times over the past 6-7 years so it was about time I ditched that damn white belt.