It depends how pissed off the croc (or rather the gator in that clip) is. The level of response on a scale of 1 to 4 is as follows. I’ve provided appropriate croclish translation to explain the meaning. I tried a G-rated version but it just doesn’t get the message across.
- Quick snap and let go (“piss off”)
- Bite, shake and let go (“fuck you”)
- Bite hard and don’t let go (“no really, fuck YOU”)
- Bite, roll followed by any combination of the above (“right, that’s it - die fucknuts”)
Rimbo
4282
none of those sound very friendly
Just catching up no w and I’m sorry I didn’t eread Ned’s tory before I posted. I can’t imagine losing one of my babies (I have 4 cats, one is nearing 10 but the others are young–sih). If I lost one I’d be dreoressed for months and no replacment ketty would fill that gap . I’m realy sorry to hear that Ned and I feel for you. Damn this thead is dperessing.
Juste
4285
It’s an alligator Rimbo. Not the friendliest animal in the world on a good day.
Griddle
4286
So I just got the news that I am being given a little 8 month old Cairn Terrier because, this is being paraphrased from the person giving him up. “That goddamn dog better be gone bu tonight, it pissed on the carpet, and I had to chase him all over the fucking neighborhood!!!”
I suppose some people forget that puppies are a bit troublesome, oh well, more love for me, can’t wait to teach him to catch Frisbees. :)
I’ve been wanting to move out of Madison (and Wisconsin) for several years, but basically had to wait until now to do it. Half an hour from now, I’ll be in a meeting with the higer-ups to see if/when/where I can transfer.
I started freaking out about twenty minutes ago.
Eilonwy
4288
Fuck people who fucking guilt trip you when you can’t fucking vote in the fucking special election due to circumstances out of your fucking control. Seriously, fuck you.
Lorini
4289
Don’t forget his crate and congrats on a new doggie!
Athryn
4290
Cairns are a little small to be catching frisbees (their max size is about 15 lbs.) You could always teach him/her to carry a basket and let your kids pretend they’re in the Wizard of Oz, though!
Griddle
4291
Luckily I got an appropriately-sized crate donated to me, and I’m pretty sharp at crate training. My next step is getting some puppy toys that don’t look like shoes, and treats that don’t taste like stuff he shouldn’t be gnawing on. I think I may start calling him “My little Man” like in Anchor Man, it seems like the right thing to do.
Kalle
4292
Do you offer courses in croclish? Perhaps a 2-week beginners course with seminars? I’ve always wanted to learn but I just never seemed to have the time.
Can’t you at least fucking get a fucking absentee ballot? I know, I know, fuck me.
As long as you’re at least registered to vote, I’m okay with that.
The rest of you Massachusetts voters better not screw this up, though.
Athryn
4294
From the stuff The Daily Show showed last night, I think the Coakley managed to screw it up all by herself.
WarrenM
4295
Yeah, I don’t have high hopes here unfortunately. She really seems to have screwed the pooch.
Eilonwy
4296
I’m in the state and would have had to have known about the server emergency this morning three days ago to get one. I got called into work at 6 am. I won’t get home until 9 pm. It would take me an hour to walk to my polling place, then god knows how long to stand in line, then an hour to walk back. In the snow. That’s, what, at least 2.5 hours and probably more like 3 with the lines? Which is way, way over the half an hour I get for lunch, which I’m not even taking today because I am SWAMPED.
Athryn
4297
Your employer is legally obligated to allow you time to vote, btw.
Eilonwy
4298
If he were also legally obligated to drive me, I might be able to do it!
Oh, dear.
's’aw’right, I’m just teasing.
Eilonwy
4300
My town is going to go Coakley anyway, but I doubt it’s going to matter.
