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Mrenda · 2010-02-23T13:00:16.000Z

Flowers:

Ways to be funny about Down Syndrome

Pretending you have it.

Pretending your friend has it.

Pretending your mother has it.

Pretending your friend’s mother has it.

Pretending someone you do not like has it.

Pretending someone you do not like, who is famous or a political figure, has it.

Big tongues.

Loose knees.

Talking about Down Syndrome children’s irrational hatred of organized tennis competition.

Making fun of the jobs they have.

Making fun of the jobs they can’t have, by pretending that one of them has that job.

Making fun of their sexual desires towards people.

Making fun of their use of inanimate objects for sexual gratification.

Listing things that are funny about people with Down Syndrome.

Imagining someone with Down Syndrome as Julius Caesar, and he is yelling.

Imagining a person with Down Syndrome has grown to fifty feet tall and is attacking the city.

Singing a very explicit love song, perhaps by R. Kelly or Jodeci to a person with Down Syndrome.

Giving a person with Down Syndrome a check for a trillion dollars and seeing if they can start their own space program.

Teasing the Prime Minister of Great Britain because your retarded friend has just passed them in the space race.

On a similar note, putting together a United Nations summit using all retarded people from around the world, and pointing out that they are better problem solvers than the people in charge of Israel and Palestine.

Writing a song called, “Are you Ham? Ham? Ham? (DeutscheBank Mix).”

Buying all the tickets to the NCAA Final Four and giving them away as prizes for throwing a tantrum at the Special Olympics.

Making fake subscription cards for “Modern Tard,” and putting them in issues of Maxim Magazine.

Attempting to settle parking ticket debts using photos of retarded people at the beach.

Pretending that you live in a Stephen King novel, and retarded people all have special powers.

Dressing up as Sancho Panza and following someone with Down’s Syndrome around town.

Dressing someone with Down’s Syndrome up as a Catholic Cardinal to take advantage of the fact that faithful Catholics who mistake him for a real Cardinal will, by operation of Papal Mandate and Heavenly grace, have their sins forgiven, but only if they perform the ordered penance of, “Make me a candy dinner and let’s hug the Moon.”

Actually having Down’s Syndrome.

Matthew_Gallant · 2010-02-23T13:36:28.000Z

Flowers:

I sat down with The Onion, recently.

Shouldn’t that be -$120,000 that goes down the toilet?

Flowers · 2010-02-23T13:50:58.000Z

No, having the baby is -$120,000. Babies cost more, but it’s a nice figure. So if you are having the baby, and then all of a sudden you’re not having the baby, it’s like you just won a tremendous jackpot that pays over the next twenty years called, “Not having kids.”

Raife · 2010-02-23T14:51:25.000Z

I found out “roundeye” is apparently an insult used by some asians to describe clueless white people.

Mrenda · 2010-02-23T14:59:33.000Z

Raife:

I found out “roundeye” is apparently an insult used by some asians to describe clueless white people.

I wonder what their equivalent of “Jap’s eye” is?

ZekeDMS · 2010-02-23T15:21:50.000Z

“Normal”?

Mrenda · 2010-02-23T15:24:42.000Z

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Jap's eye

The external opening of the male urethra, appearing as a slit at the end of the penis. Perceived by Europeans to resemble the eye of a Japanese man, some consider the term racist, but it clearly isn't, because Japanese men have them too.

Although I didn’t realise the origins of it. I just took it at face value.

ZekeDMS · 2010-02-23T15:26:36.000Z

Flowers:

Ways to be funny about Down Syndrome

29- Strap a midget to their back, make a sweded Thunderdome.

RyanMichael · 2010-02-23T16:12:26.000Z

I won tickets to go to this tomorrow.

Boondock Saints 10th Anniversary Party

This oughta be interesting.

Eilonwy · 2010-02-23T17:37:57.000Z

I got interviewed by Tom Chick! It was awesome.

TimJames · 2010-02-23T17:41:50.000Z

mmalloy:

I got interviewed by Tom Chick! It was awesome.

Did you two talk a lot about how you’re a woman?

Eilonwy · 2010-02-23T17:43:32.000Z

It does come up!

Omniscia · 2010-02-23T17:51:13.000Z

And you took one of the games I wanted to talk about, if he ever gets around to doing a second series. You’d better have done it justice, lady!

Sarkus · 2010-02-24T00:14:06.000Z

mmalloy:

I got interviewed by Tom Chick! It was awesome.

Tim James:

Did you two talk a lot about how you’re a woman?

mmalloy:

It does come up!

There better be something in there about how you own a Wii as well or I’ll be terribly disappointed . . .

JonRowe · 2010-02-24T11:29:41.000Z

I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB!

The 5 month “vacation” is ending.

Eilonwy · 2010-02-24T11:32:57.000Z

Hooray!

Lunch_of_Kong · 2010-02-24T11:38:37.000Z

Jon Rowe:

I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB!

The 5 month “vacation” is ending.

Nice.

krise_madsen · 2010-02-24T11:47:08.000Z

Jon Rowe:

I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB!

The 5 month “vacation” is ending.

Congratulations!

So, how…

Ah, nevermind that joke is too damn obvious.

kerzain · 2010-02-24T13:56:38.000Z

What’s it pay?

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-02-24T14:38:00.000Z

How terribly rude.