Ok, just to be thorough, I googled her naked pic. Yeah, she has a nice, womanly body. But that face! Ack!

She’s always staring into my soul.

She’s a real redhead, at least…

That’s not always a good thing, and in this case, yeah, not helping.

Make sure you give that hot popular high school girl you’ve had your eye on but were too shy to ask out the letter you wrote proclaiming your true feelings for her. Bonus points if you do it during the big party the night before you leave. Oh the comedic adventures you will have trying to get the note to her.

Available as a Watch Instantly selection on Netflix, FWIW.

-xtien

That’s because she doesn’t have one of her own …

Sweet! Added!

Redheads are scrumpteous.

That they are, but her mouth, it’s so TINY.

My friend has dared state that she eats through her nostrils. Then bragged his girlfriend looks like her, with a normal sized mouth.

Lucky prick.

My wife had a full hysterectomy a couple of weeks ago because of a bunch of medical issues. Now she seems to be going though menopause (she’s 30). It’s really weird to wake up next to her during a hot flash and feel like I’m sleeping in an oven.

Wait, that’s a photo of a real person?! I just assumed it was EG showing us a picture of one of his RealDolls.

Menopause… at 30? Holy shit, that sucks.

I bet El Gwurpo does like two of those weird-looking girls at the same time. On a good day he can do three!

El Gwarpo.

Ha! I’ll send my son and daughter with the note I’ve kept for the past 20 years! Good one.

tries to imagine the band GWAR wearing sombreros

Went to go look at a new apartment with a friend today.

I’m sold. It’s part of an old warehouse that’s been refinished on the inside, yet they retained the industrial aesthetic quite a bit. The doors are metal and heavy to the actual apartment, and all the walls are brick. Inside, however, is cavernous 20-30 foot high ceilings, and every room is gigantic. The bedrooms are each about as big as my current apartment. Rent is only $350 a month, and then utilities are under $100 a month. So, around $450 total.

I currently pay almost $700 a month. The difference will easily feed me per month, and my student loans cover all of my housing.

I’m so freaking excited. Plus, all but 1-2 of the people living in the apartment next year will be friends I’ve had for a while. And the guy who is still living there is one of the chillest people I’ve ever met. PLUS, the girl we want to bring in with us already told us she’d gladly cook for any of us anytime we want her to, as long as we provide the food (She’s a Nursing major with a love for cooking).

Next year is looking great. And that’s not even including all the jobs I’ve got lined up.

Try this stuff. I’ve been using it. It gets gross, but my keyboard is clean.

Sweet! It’s always nice when things line up for you at times. Congrats on the new living arrangements and make the most of it!