5161

But then I’d be imagining the crocodile with the face of Richard Belzer.

5162

Yeah.

5163

Good. I did post on FB about this. Glad she was found and tragedy was averted.

5164

Crocodile name suggestions (in no particular order):

  1. Mr. Bitey
  2. Dunkelzahn
  3. Lofwyr
  4. Grimlock
5165

I rescind my Snappy, and instead vote for Grimlock. 100% behind Grimlock.

5166

Havelock!

5167

You should name all of your crocodiles after Jagged Alliance mercs.

5168

I also support Grimlock.

5169

Another for Team Grimlock!

With tentative support for Mister Bitey. Truth in advertising.

Alternatively, you could name him Zatoichi, and when some berk tries to wave their hand in front of the “blind” crocodile and gets chomped, you can say “Oh, you thought that meant he was blind? Teaches you to make assumptions, silly berk!”

5170

Me Grimlock!

5171

Mr. Bitey fan here.

5172

I also like Mr. Bitey.

I’m a fan of ridiculous long names that can be broken down into many nicknames, so I’d probably do Mr. Grimlock McBitey or just plain ol’ Mr. Bitey Grimlock.

5173

‘I call the big one Bitey.’

5174

My vote is for Belker. As in Detective Mick Belker

5175

I would prefer Belkar, as in sexy, shoeless god of war Belkar. However, I still like the JA 1&2 merc idea. Ivan, Grunty, etc.

5176

Seymour Speckleneck. That’s actually what I’m going to propose for the zoo’s new giraffe, but if you act now it’s yours.

H.

5177

Could stick with the Tolkien theme and name him/her after another Tolkien dragon; Glaurung, Ancalagon or Scatha.

5178

I suggest Khralean.

5179

Just as I was going to bed tuesday night I noticed an unpleasant sensation in my stomach. This quickly turned into a neverending agony that made it impossible to sleep and after five hours I called a cab to get me to the hospital. At this point I had gone the entire night on no sleep and with constant pain so when the nurse told me that I had to see a doctor to get examined before I could get any type of painkillers I was, naturally, quite anxious to see the doctor.

It took one and a half hours before the doctor showed up, the nurses took some blood and ran a few tests but generally left me alone in a hospital room where I could do nothing but pace on and off while the pain slowly drove me crazy. After a bit of prodding and an actual diagnosis I got a shot which did nothing and after another half an hour of agony I finally got something that worked. One cup of liquid local anaesthetic and I fell asleep right then and there.

Inflammation in the stomach wall. No clue how it happened, or why. I got a prescription for some medicine and I’m feeling really tender but otherwise it’s like nothing happened.

Worst morning of my life, pretty much.

5180

If we send Kalle some video game placebo feelgood medicine will it cure him of his debilitating case of inane posting?*

  • Yes, this is a dickish response. But ooooh, the irony of Kalle posting about a medical issue on Qt3…