Freudian slip :(
Happen to BE.
tromik
6582
Well, this week it’s Emeryville. Don’t worry, though, they’re gonna turn it around with the world’s largest pole! Now they just need to find the world’s tallest stripper…
If they’re willing to spend ludicrous amounts of money, why would they stop at that height? Why not go for largest pole in the world? Stupid.
kerzain
6584
Why not go all the way and create a space elevator?
Eeeep! My guitar arrived this morning, much sooner than expected. Yes, they did call me before shipping it to let me know, but I wasn’t counting it as mine until it was in my hands. So far, all the pics I have are X-rated, but as some point I’ll calm down and get a viable picture.
My account got approved on Quarter To Three.
Plus the daily dose of brain damage from doing nothing.
Apparently stepping outside every thirty minutes to have a smoke doesn’t count as doing something.
Also, I’ve been having thoughts I think I should get paid for.
That’s fucked up - I mean, who the hell has thoughts?
Sarkus
6587
Welcome! But we do have an active “Random Thought” thread that this post seems more appropriate for. ;-)
In other news, I freaked out for a moment today when I looked at my email. Yesterday I purchased a game on GamersGate and for some reason it wouldn’t accept my payment through the normal credit card option. So I ended up going through one of their alternative service options. So you can imagine my surprise in seeing two emails from GamersGate today about my purchase of the game, each with different invoice numbers. I quickly checked my bank account to make sure I hadn’t been charged twice (I hadn’t) and then went to GamerGate to see what was going on. Turns out that one of the invoices was generated off of the failed first purchase attempt, which GamersGate correctly notes as “canceled.” Whew. I wouldn’t want to have to try and sort something like that out.
Hey, from the description of “Popeye’s” and “shittiest”, I think I live in that part of Toronto. :(
I’d call this area “colourful” and “stripclub rich”.
The sexytime with the PRS. Niiiiiii-eeeece. Yes, we need pics (PG-13 pics are fine).
You’ve got my sympathies man. The last 2 weeks have been the most frustrating of my life, and all I’m dealing with is a moderate sprain. I’m assuming you tore the ligament?
Thanks, Sarkus! “Random Thought”, huh? I didn’t know there was another kind :D
I dunno, I thought it was a tendon. Anyway the specialist will look at xrays and tell me more Monday I guess. Meantime I am just hobbling around on crutches.
tromik
6593
Right. Not building the biggest flagpole in the world is the dumb part of this endeavour.
The conversation with the talk radio host went like this:
Councillor: Oh, it’s going to be great. People will come from all over to see North America’s largest flagpole.
Host: I understand you’ll be able to see it from Barrie.
Councillor: I wouldn’t doubt it, it’s just going to be that big.
Host: If I can see it from as far away as Barrie why the hell would I visit Emeryville?
Councillor: The changing of the flag involves the military.
Great.
The fact that you’re incorrectly calling that place Emeryville, instead of Emery or Emery Village (ugh) is evidence of just how well this giant flag PR is working, even for the one guy who knows about it, you. I’m sad Mammoliti dropped out of the mayoral race because it would’ve generated a lot more laughs.
tromik
6595
Don’t people refer to it as Emeryville, though? That’s all anyone calling into the station called it. Before this thing started the only area out that way I knew of was Rexdale, so I’m not all that familiar with the west end.
True, this crazy plan does seem to be working like a charm. I’m already planning to get just close enough to see the thing while staying as far away from the place as possible.
Well, since this flag is getting built basically no matter what, why aren’t they going that extra height to be the world’s largest. Then people would see it.
Hah, maybe the wind speeds are just WAY STRONGER if you go 9 meters higher and that would TOTALLY unfeasible.
Also,
hahahaha
Kalle
6598
They dont want to get in a pole war with reigning record holders Turkmenistan.
bluemax
6599
The hard drive for my desk top computer randomly died.
AlanT
6600
I was viciously assaulted by a granny smith when some tiny fragment of peel got caught in the back of my throat. I choked a bit, the gag reflex kicked in, I puked, and all was well.
I had visions of tiny men and a crystal coffin dancing in my head.