Sorry to be late to the shaved junk diversion, but never, ever wet shave it as the irritation after a day or two is immense. It’s just not worth it when the important part is many inches away from any hair. A neat trim is fine.
Oh and never trim your sack while drunk. Snipping your man-bag with sharp scissors is indescribably horrific.
Scrax
4122
I am so saddened that I missed the most recent topic of the dating thread.
However, it was because I was enjoying the weekend with my OKCupid boyfriend of 8.5 months at Lake Gaston VA/NC. Woo record relationship!
I hate you.
Haha, I’m just kidding. It’s great that you’re still together.
But really, HATE.
Sure, man, I don’t mind. I think you’d do better to find a friend that can make you laugh, though - that’s usually how I get my best results with friends who swear they take terrible pictures. It makes them stop being self conscious long enough to get a genuine smile out of 'em, instead of the fake camera smiles people try for.
I don’t have anything to add, I just wanted to note how great it is that this comment came from someone named ‘glorious mess’.
8.5 months! Nice one, dude.
Scrax
4127
Not that I’m counting…
I’ve had plenty of people notify me about what a blip on the radar I am in terms of relationships too, but I figure it’s more than twice as long as I’ve gotten before so I think it’s significant!
8.5 months is plenty in this day and age. And a personal best is the right way to measure.
Pogo
4130
Came across this… very relevant.
Aw, man. First I was hopeful, then I was happy, then I was sad.
Pogo
4132
I actually really like the comic due to the effective use of flipping the negative space, which transfers the context and emotion almost as immediately (but subtly) as the final panel drawing itself.
I just flat out asked the girl I met on OkCupid if she saw me as boyfriend material and her response (after a bit of hedging) was, “Right now, no. Who knows in the future.”
Which is not horrible - I mean, for starters, I think if there’d been a major spark it would have been obvious months ago. And she’s a good friend. But it does rather send me back to the drawing board.
Pogo
4134
Eh, no offense, but your radar is off if you didn’t notice that sentiment when meeting in person after a couple of times. Still, it’s a straightforward move that gets to the point and saves you some time. Better asked via voice, though.
I have no radar. None. This is one reason why I haven’t been doing much dating.
Pogo
4136
Stay at it. More women met = more chances to find the one that does respond well to that question.
Even if you have radar, it’s useless. Women are like the B-2 stealth bomber of love, shedding radar-disruptive chaff through the flight area rendering it absolutely impossible to get any kind of target lock, and usually screwing up all your commo in the process. And that’s BEFORE they carpet-bomb the entire area rendering it unfit for human habitation.
I think that may have been carrying the metaphor too far…
Yeah, that was really well done. That’s someone who understands how to draw a comic and how to communicate an idea with minimal hand holding.
Literally the best metaphor I’ve ever heard in regards to the women-folk.