Friday night we went out with some of our vanilla friends that just got married. They wanted to do a dinner at the Cheesecake factory and I had some shepard pie which was pretty tasty.
Afterwards, Ms. Super and myself went over to the CSM and his wife’s house and stayed up till 3am bullshiting with them. Just talking which was pretty cool.
Then we had the meteorologist and his wife over on Saturday. However, we had the kids here so it was straight vanilla. This couple is really an enigma in that they hardly ever talk to us when we are not around them, but when we get together with them, we have a really good time.
One bonus to this couple is that they are super patient. Really says a lot about their commitment. However, one of the coolest things happened to me ever happened to me during our dinner. His wife wouldn’t allow me to pour my own wine. She always had to do it for me like some geisha or something. It was a crazy turn on for me and Ms. Super saw what she was doing and was totally blown away by it. Just the little shy smile she gave me while filling my glass of wine. Fucking crazy hot. Outside of her rubbing my leg with her foot, nothing happened and they left around 10pm.
Next day we went golfing with the CSM and his wife. Had a blast and got a hotel room afterwards where we played for about 4 hours. Ms. Super finally got the goods from the other husband so afterwards she was content for once after having so many failures. I think this coming Sunday we are going to the beach with them, their kids, and our kids. We finally found a couple that is truly like us. I think we have some new best friends with benefits with this couple.
I can’t get the meteorologist’s wife out of my head. It was just that crazy hot to me. Just insane. We are not going to see them for a few weeks though since he has a crazy school schedule.
Yeah, the whole thing sounds weird. If you had a sister or daughter, El Guapo, how would you feel about them going on a first date and going back to the guy’s place for a photo shoot?
ElGuapo
5025
It was a third date and in the meantime we’ve been talking for weeks.
I dunno, can people not choose to have fun? That’s a philosophical question. She’s posted the pics to her Facebook and gotten lots of great comments from friends so I think it’s win/win for everyone. I guess not every has to have an old timey courtship where you call on her at her parent’s house and leave your card then get letters of introduction from your social contacts.
Methinks ABailey just hasn’t gotten laid in a while.
nlanza
5026
That kind of argument isn’t really gonna help keep you from sounding like a douche, you know.
I just found out my friend upstairs has entered into a poly relationship: him, his wife and another woman. He seems very excited. Conveniently, we suffered a power outage the other night when the woman was visiting. Inconveniently, this meant the kid had nothing to do and kept arguing for a later bed time and hanging with the adults. I had no idea what was going on so I was hanging with the adults, too (hey, a basement suite is pretty dark with no power). When the power came back on I was subtly moved along.
In the meantime I am continuing to stay away from dating. Maybe I’ll return next month as a birthday present to myself. Rejection doesn’t need to be gift-wrapped!
Give him some credit. At least he didn’t accuse her of being a fat chick.
Interesting. I don’t think my wife and I ever pushed a friend out because we wanted to get busy with some other person. Definitely keep us informed on what happens here though.
It was an unusual situation with the power outage. We had all gathered on the deck in the backyard because that’s where most of the waning light was. Once the power was restored it was later in the evening and I actually kept hanging around because I didn’t want to seem rude by leaving as soon as the power was back on – which is what my friend was hoping for, ironically. I went down to my place to see if I’d left the door open, he followed me and started giving off signals to not come back up without explicitly saying so. It was obvious something was up (pardon the expression) and I was ready to head back inside, anyway.
I don’t expect to be getting a lot of details going forward, apart from seeing silly grins on his face (or the opposite should it all head south).
Eilonwy
5031
I like how he focuses just on ABailey like other people didn’t also say it was creeptastic.
Face it, ElG, the way you described it came off as super fucking creepy where you lied to a girl about being able to help her out as a model. Then you got her drunk and edited your post to remove the super creepy line about removing her panties. I’m not sure how you’re not aware that “The Photo Shoot” is a pretty common scenario where naive girls go and get themselves in a lot of trouble with guys looking to take advantage of them.
In your quest to look like the Coolest Dude Ever Who Gets Tons Of Pussy From Every Girl He Meets, you leave out key details and end up sounding like the guy who hangs out at the bar looking to hit on the trashiest girl there while leaving pictures of your fancy car on the table to attract their attention.
Notice the difference between your playboy photoshoot story (which just isn’t the same without the panty-line comment) and something like this:
“This girl I’ve been talking to for weeks with whom I have had a couple of successful dates needed some pictures taken because she’s trying to make it in the modeling world. She was having trouble finding a photographer, so I thought it would be some fun to try and offered, then had to run out and buy a camera and equipment since I didn’t have any, but I really wanted to make a good impression. We ended up having a ton of fun, she got some good pictures, and we’re setting up another date for this weekend.”
One makes you sound like a creep wanting to brag, one makes you sound like a nice guy just looking to help out a girl he really likes.
If we’re to believe this was a third date, then it’s clear that what ElG posted originally was intended to mislead, I suppose because “I took pictures of a really smart girl on our third date” wouldn’t have been nearly as impressive to the bros in his Qt3 virtual posse.
And yeah, the fact that he singled out ABailey for his snide remark when a few guys had also called him out for his creepiness prompts me to go ahead and put a check mark in the “misogynist” box.
I’m SHOCKED you haven’t found The One, ElG.
If only she had a real man to show her what love truly is.
I wonder if she’d be interested in becoming a model. Maybe someone can help her with a photoshoot to bolster her confidence!
Your stories are interesting, but you don’t need to quote your entire previous post every time. We remember who you are. If you’d like though, you could just do an intro for every post. Something like the opening narration to a TV show.
“This is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. The story you are about to hear is true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Swinging, the final frontier. Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America’s deep marriage probes. Theorizing that one could improve ones marriage within its lifetime, Dr Supersport stepped into the swinging accelerator - and vanished. His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Like sands through the hourglass, I’m Mike Rowe and this is my job.”
ABailey
5034
BAILEY SMASH! BAILEY NEED DICK NOW!
ElGuapo
5035
Triple Internet Dating Fun Police, unite!
Andrew
5036
Sadly no post from WarrenM yet.
The initial story was a bit misleading, oddly in a way that made you sound more creepy, but it never really sounded to me like the woman involved was deceived in any way. To me, the presence of champagne and flowers would indicate “date with photo taking”, rather than some kind of casting couch scenario. But maybe I’m just an optimist.
I like you, ABailey. I would like to invite you to join my exclusive Humorless Lesbian Club. The best news is that you will no longer have to shave your legs. But it’s not like you were gettin’ any anyway, amirite?
Hunty
5038
Yeah, not sure where you’re going with that one. Not really a fun police thing. Date with hot girl and photographs is a pretty good time, in my experience, and all cool to share. Just the initial presentation of it came across as a bit off, like you were one of those creepy dudes who pretends to be a photogrpaher to snare people, rather than saying you were into photography a little bit. Not sure it deserved the going over it’s gotten as opposed to a bit of banter, mind. I didn’t actually think you’d been mr. creepy photographer guy as I read it, just that it’d come over a bit that way.
ElGuapo
5039
I really don’t get what te objective here from Bahirmalloy and ilk (yes, ilk) is. Do you not want me to post these stories? Is it sullying your enjoyment of this thread? This forum? Ate you trying to get me change my behavior? I genuinely am amused and perplexed at all the hate. Do I come off as bragging? Would you rather hear some awful and/or rejection stories? I think I’ve even posted those. I mean, Supersport posts stories 1000 times crazier than mine, and yes only a tiny bit of backlash with swarthes of defenders coming in to say “don’t be judgmental”.
The more you guys judge me as creepy an the women I date dumb and naive, the more I shake my head at how judgemental and shallow you must be in your personal lives.
WarrenM
5040
I have Guapo on ignore. I’m more surprised that Demon hasn’t shown up yet to mount a defense on behalf of ElG.
