That Internet dating thing

Supersport · 2010-08-25T09:16:14.000Z

Bahimiron:

If only she had a real man to show her what love truly is.

I wonder if she’d be interested in becoming a model. Maybe someone can help her with a photoshoot to bolster her confidence!

Your stories are interesting, but you don’t need to quote your entire previous post every time. We remember who you are. If you’d like though, you could just do an intro for every post. Something like the opening narration to a TV show.

“This is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. The story you are about to hear is true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Swinging, the final frontier. Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America’s deep marriage probes. Theorizing that one could improve ones marriage within its lifetime, Dr Supersport stepped into the swinging accelerator - and vanished. His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Like sands through the hourglass, I’m Mike Rowe and this is my job.”

LOL. Will stop quoting the other post. Thanks for the tip. :)

Bahimiron · 2010-08-25T09:26:00.000Z

Anyone who can name all ten intros I ripped off will get a prize.

That prize is a copy of Eurotrip on DVD.

JMR · 2010-08-25T09:28:08.000Z

So she’s a wannabe model who has done some amatuer shooting before? She comes over to your place and notices the lack of studio lighting, tripods, lenses, reflector boards, step ladders, the whole shebang (no pun intended) and assumes you’re a real photographer? I just want to see some pictures!

BTW, Understanding Exposure is a great book to get you started with your new camera.

Super_D · 2010-08-25T09:33:08.000Z

Bahimiron:

Anyone who can name all ten intros I ripped off will get a prize.

That prize is a copy of Eurotrip on DVD.

Hmm I can only name 6 off the bat, is it cheating to google?

Eilonwy · 2010-08-25T09:34:54.000Z

ElGuapo just let me know that he put me and Bahimiron on ignore. Because we…led the charge on this whole thing? I guess? All the rest of you just piled on the bandwagon I started! With my…posting as Abailey. Good going, guys!

jerri_blank · 2010-08-25T09:36:26.000Z

mmalloy:

ElGuapo just let me know that he put me and Bahimiron on ignore. Because we…led the charge on this whole thing? I guess? All the rest of you just piled on the bandwagon I started! With my…posting as Abailey. Good going, guys!

I’m going to quote you repeatedly until he puts me on ignore as well.

WarrenM · 2010-08-25T09:37:16.000Z

mmalloy

Haha, awesome. This thread is amazing.

Bahimiron · 2010-08-25T09:38:10.000Z

Super_D:

Hmm I can only name 6 off the bat, is it cheating to google?

If you want a copy of Eurotrip on DVD badly enough to cheat, you’re only revealing terrible things about yourself.

(Of course, I’m the one who currently has a copy of Eurotrip on DVD.)

seventimessix · 2010-08-25T09:40:48.000Z

JMR:

I just want to see some pictures!

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The rest of the pics have less of her body in them.

ABailey · 2010-08-25T09:42:37.000Z

mmalloy:

All the rest of you just piled on the bandwagon I started! With my…posting as Abailey. Good going, guys!

If you’re me, what are we having for lunch? I’m hungry.

jerri_blank · 2010-08-25T09:43:59.000Z

ABailey:

If you’re me, what are we having for lunch? I’m hungry.

Lentil casserole with brown rice. You’re in the Humorless Lesbian club now, remember?

Eilonwy · 2010-08-25T09:44:39.000Z

The real tragedy of this situation is that now ElGuapo can’t take my advice and get himself a nice girl, like DoomMunky!

(who we need an update from)

kerzain · 2010-08-25T09:44:55.000Z

Are you all on the same cycle or something?

jerri_blank · 2010-08-25T09:49:20.000Z

kerzain:

Are you all on the same cycle or something?

How the fuck did you get off my ignore list?

Angie_Gallant · 2010-08-25T09:50:52.000Z

All I can see in my head when I read Guapo’s post is this.

ESPECIALLY the speedo.

Matt_Perkins · 2010-08-25T09:53:41.000Z

Angie Gallant:

All I can see in my head when I read Guapo’s post is this.

ESPECIALLY the speedo.

That’s much nicer than what I read out of his posts. As a Dad, posts like ElG’s worry me…

ElGuapo · 2010-08-25T09:53:42.000Z

My feet are not that small.

seventimessix · 2010-08-25T09:55:41.000Z

My picture was way better, and it had more boobs.

Gwende · 2010-08-25T09:59:12.000Z

I appreciate that Kerzain is at least open to that possibility that a woman with a displeasing demeanor might be on the rag. ElGuapo sounded like the only thing that can make a woman act extra-irrational is when she doesn’t get the recommended monthly allowance of dick that she needs to stay calm and agreeable to sensible male thought. Where’s the consideration for the possibility that a woman could simply be experiencing general hysterics, or might have been exposed to a particularly complex math equation that morning? And don’t get me started on how we’re always just jealous.

Supersport · 2010-08-25T10:02:48.000Z

Gwendraeth:

I appreciate that Kerzain is at least open to that possibility that a woman with a displeasing demeanor might be on the rag. ElGuapo sounded like the only thing that can make a woman act extra-irrational is when she doesn’t get the recommended monthly allowance of dick that she needs to stay calm and agreeable to sensible male thought. Where’s the consideration for the possibility that a woman could simply be experiencing general hysterics, or might have been exposed to a particularly complex math equation that morning? And don’t get me started on how we’re always just jealous.

LOL. I never really thought it was true till now :)