That Internet dating thing

ElGuapo · 2010-08-25T10:03:01.000Z

I didn’t even know ABailey was a girl until a few posts ago, for what it’s worth. When jerri tried to seduce her.

ABailey · 2010-08-25T10:08:19.000Z

Oh. Well, that just classies things right up.

Pogo · 2010-08-25T10:09:10.000Z

Gwendraeth:

ElGuapo sounded like the only thing that can make a woman act extra-irrational is when she doesn’t get the recommended monthly allowance of dick that she needs to stay calm and agreeable to sensible male thought.

Shouldn’t be too hard when women are offered dick 3 times a day.

Matt_Bowyer · 2010-08-25T10:17:02.000Z

mmalloy:

ElGuapo just let me know that he put me and Bahimiron on ignore. Because we…led the charge on this whole thing? I guess? All the rest of you just piled on the bandwagon I started! With my…posting as Abailey. Good going, guys!

I don’t understand the angry reaction to my post – I got yelled at for calling him a douche, when that’s precisely what I wasn’t doing. I was honestly trying to be nice and explain how things could be construed.

I only got four of Bahimiron’s references, but I would pay upwards of $100 per season for Mike Rowe to narrate Supersport’s life. That would be fantastic.

Leah_C · 2010-08-25T10:24:46.000Z

jerri blank:

Lentil casserole with brown rice. You’re in the Humorless Lesbian club now, remember?

That actually sounds kind of good.

Late entry to the pile-on: I also found it creepy and douchey which is pretty bad since I’ve done the photog/model thing on a first date (don’t worry, I wasn’t yet the dreaded Fat Chick). It’s not the date that was creepy. It was the way it was written out.

Full disclosure: I haven’t had sex in like, a whole week and I used to sleep with women. These things are probably coloring my opinion. And I might be starting my period soon.

Zylon · 2010-08-25T10:28:56.000Z

Matt Bowyer:

I only got four of Bahimiron’s references, but I would pay upwards of $100 per season for Mike Rowe to narrate Supersport’s life. That would be fantastic.

Only four?

This is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The story you are about to hear is true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. - Dragnet
Swinging, the final frontier. - Star Trek
Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know. - No idea
The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America’s deep marriage probes. - Buck Rogers
Theorizing that one could improve ones marriage within its lifetime, Dr Supersport stepped into the swinging accelerator - and vanished. - Quantum Leap
His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. - Blake’s 7? (just guessing)
There is nothing wrong with your television set. - The Outer Limits
Like sands through the hourglass, - Days of Our Lives
I’m Mike Rowe and this is my job." - No idea

jeffd · 2010-08-25T10:29:26.000Z

Gwendraeth:

I appreciate that Kerzain is at least open to that possibility that a woman with a displeasing demeanor might be on the rag. ElGuapo sounded like the only thing that can make a woman act extra-irrational is when she doesn’t get the recommended monthly allowance of dick that she needs to stay calm and agreeable to sensible male thought. Where’s the consideration for the possibility that a woman could simply be experiencing general hysterics, or might have been exposed to a particularly complex math equation that morning? And don’t get me started on how we’re always just jealous.

SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF THE VAPORS!

Matt_Perkins · 2010-08-25T10:29:44.000Z

Leah C:

Full disclosure: I haven’t had sex in like, a whole week and I used to sleep with women. These things are probably coloring my opinion. And I might be starting my period soon.

How are you even talking in complete sentences. You should be a gibbering idiot at this point, no?

Linoleum · 2010-08-25T10:30:00.000Z

Hey, this is QT3, “that time of the month” refers to Day-0 patches in these parts!

Staff_Sergeant · 2010-08-25T10:30:49.000Z

Bahimiron:

“This is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. The story you are about to hear is true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Swinging, the final frontier. Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America’s deep marriage probes. Theorizing that one could improve ones marriage within its lifetime, Dr Supersport stepped into the swinging accelerator - and vanished. His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Like sands through the hourglass, I’m Mike Rowe and this is my job.”

All I recognize is Fresh Prince, Star Trek, possibly Quantum Leap?, The Outer Limits, and Dirty Jobs. :(

Matt_Bowyer · 2010-08-25T10:31:24.000Z

Zylon:

Only four?

This is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The story you are about to hear is true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. - Dragnet
Swinging, the final frontier. - Star Trek
Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know. - No idea
The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America’s deep marriage probes. - Buck Rogers
Theorizing that one could improve ones marriage within its lifetime, Dr Supersport stepped into the swinging accelerator - and vanished. - Quantum Leap
His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. - Blake’s 7? (just guessing)
There is nothing wrong with your television set. - The Outer Limits
Like sands through the hourglass, - Days of Our Lives
I’m Mike Rowe and this is my job." - No idea

Yep. Fresh Prince, Star Trek, Outer Limits, and that last one is Dirty Jobs on Discovery. In my defense, I’m 28 and have never seen Dragnet, Quantum Leap, and Buck Rogers. I am also a philistine.

Bahimiron · 2010-08-25T10:36:25.000Z

I’m only a couple of years older than that and used to love watching Buck Rogers on KZKC 62 in KC every Saturday afternoon after cartoons. Along with the Bionic Woman, Incredible Hulk, Battlestar Galactica and sometimes Knight Rider, Magnum PI and the A-Team.

Now you’ve made me feel old.

And sad. :(

Matt_Bowyer · 2010-08-25T10:39:55.000Z

Bahimiron:

I’m only a couple of years older than that and used to love watching Buck Rogers on KEKR 62 in KC every Saturday afternoon after cartoons. Along with the Bionic Woman, Incredible Hulk, Battlestar Galactica and sometimes Knight Rider, Magnum PI and the A-Team.

Now you’ve made me feel old.

And sad. :(

I am very sad to say I have never seen any of those. I did see the Adam West Batman on FX, but that’s it. I grew up in a weird house.

Flowers · 2010-08-25T10:41:20.000Z

Ending Lord Dread’s rule comes from Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future.

BobJustBob · 2010-08-25T10:42:33.000Z

“Hi, I’m Supersport and these are a few things you ought to know.” is Chuck.

strummer · 2010-08-25T10:42:42.000Z

Zylon:

His creed: to protect all life. His promise: to end Lord Dread’s rule. - Blake’s 7? (just guessing)

Captain Power.

jeffd · 2010-08-25T10:43:03.000Z

That fourth one is from Chuck.

Zylon · 2010-08-25T10:44:07.000Z

strummer:

Captain Power.

Oh… god…

Tortilla · 2010-08-25T10:44:45.000Z

I wish I had a disposable QT3 alt account just so I quote and respond to an El Guapo post and make the first sentence “hush ladies, the men are talking.”

We have a good pile on going, but that would really turn it up to 11.

Bahimiron · 2010-08-25T10:47:09.000Z

Zylon, Flowers and BobJustBob need to figure out a sharing schedule for their Eurotrip DVD. I would suggest Zylon gets Mondays and Thursdays, Flowers gets Tuesdays and Fridays, BJB gets Wednesdays and Saturdays and each gets it every third Sunday.

Zylon:

Oh… god…

Quiet you, Captain Power was awesome. And you’re a big B5 fan, right? Captain Power’s also a JMS thing. Though it kind of got canned because apparently kids shows where suicides occur don’t get picked up for a second season.