If my mental timeline is correct, Demon is in college, which operates under entirely different rules than the rest of human existence.

Exactly. Nothing counts in college, it’s like the tutorial level.

Man up, DGS. Eventually he’ll learn (maybe if the girl gets mad at you and tells him, even). If he’s really the protective type, maybe he’d actually PREFER you be the one dating her rather than someone he doesn’t know. I do, of course, presume the two of you get along well enough.

He will eventually find out, no matter what. Might as well make it on your terms, and he’ll most likely respect you for coming out with it to him.

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PASS.

Awesome, Zeke. I’d probably bust out laughing if I came across that when I was on Okc.

I have a friend (also roommate) who is the exact same way with his sister. He’s fine with her dating, but the idea of her dating one of his friends (or even having them think about it) makes him flip out. Though he’s calmed down a little bit since we’ve all been living together for 3 years now. He used to want her to hide out of sight when his friends came over in case one of them made a comment about her being attractive.

On the one hand, he’s being completely unreasonable. On the other hand, though, I can understand the idea of not wanting your really close friends to date your sister because it creates a weird divide of what you can tell them and what they can tell you.

That’s basically the same level this guy is at. When she visits him, he basically sequesters himself and her and whomever into his room, cutting us off from them. It’s weird, and I don’t get it (As someone who’s best friend is basically engaged to his sister).

Whatever. I’m letting things play out as they will. Not getting my hopes up either way.

Dude, Demon, it’s college, man. Get it while you can, it only gets harder.

I dunno, ElG. It doesn’t get any harder until you’re too old to date college girls.

Yeah, eventually you may have to spring for a hot tub.

At a certain age, many men need chemical help to get it harder.

Wait…what?

-xtien

I think we need a diagram.

— Alan

Ask and you shall receive.

That chart’s a little odd because one of those factors is not generally considered to be a bad thing, while the other three clearly are.

What’s the label for someone who fits all four categories?

Dweeb.

No it isn’t, that chart is not a proper Venn diagram. The closest it gets to defining all four is a mixture of hipster and nerd, the 3 factor results.

I think Demon’s best friend is engaged practically to Demon’s sister. Or he’s from the Appalachians.

Oh, you’re right.

Yeah, that. Sorry for the confusion.