That Internet dating thing

[ElGuapo]

This dating someone more seriously thing is tough. I just had to clean out the guest bikini drawer. I’m gonna have to throw away all these bikinis, aren’t I? I can’t have my girlfriend finding a bunch of bikinis.

So long, bikinis that were left behind. sniff

[Mightynute]

Wait, are you saying you had a drawer of bikinis… what, just in case a gal coming over didn’t have hot tubbing clothes with her?

Part of me wants to say “What a presumptuous cad!”, but most of my brain is going “That’s genius!”

[Brian_Seiler]

So long, bikinis that were left behind. sniff

There’s something wrong inside of me. I feel like a bad, bad man now.

[Bahimiron]

So long, bikinis that were left behind. sniff

It’s probably best if we all assume that the sniffing is him crying.

[balut]

This dating someone more seriously thing is tough. I just had to clean out the guest bikini drawer. I’m gonna have to throw away all these bikinis, aren’t I? I can’t have my girlfriend finding a bunch of bikinis.

So long, bikinis that were left behind. sniff

[ElGuapo]

Wait, are you saying you had a drawer of bikinis… what, just in case a gal coming over didn’t have hot tubbing clothes with her?

Part of me wants to say “What a presumptuous cad!”, but most of my brain is going “That’s genius!”

Well, more like they were bikinis left behind by other guests, so they became guest bikinis if I wasn’t able to return them. So for instance if a few girls were over for a party and wanted to go in the hot tub, but didn’t bring suits, I could say “I have a few spare ones you can change into upstairs”. Pretty practical really.

[ravenight]

shrugs Maybe I’m just not into the spirit of it, or maybe I’m more for being myself and letting people that like pictures of the real me contact me…

Well, I wouldn’t put up a photo with me in a style that I wasn’t going to wear, but it’s interesting to hear what the style I currently have says about me, and to take suggestions on how to have a more appealing style. So the point isn’t “don’t dress like that in your photo” it’s “don’t dress like that”.

It’s probably best if we all assume that the sniffing is him crying.

spits soda all over keyboard

[Anders_Hallin]

I just realised I have photos of me in Sicily, France and Japan on OKC, but not from any place I’ve lived in the last couple of years (Sweden, Germany, Canada).

[salwon]

But wait, none of them ever wondered or cared why you had all those spare bikinis?

[WarrenM]

But wait, none of them ever wondered or cared why you had all those spare bikinis?

And none of them were skeeved out when you offered them a spare bikini to wear? Yikes.

[Matt_Perkins]

Fair point on first impressions, I can’t argue with that logic.

I think this is just a continual confirmation if my wife and I ever split for some reason, I’m screwed in the dating in scene. And not in a good way.

[fire]

Oh heck no, these profilings are the high point of this thread! You’re like the Nerd Whisperer!

Wow. Just… wow. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry, but I will sport this title with pride.

[ElGuapo]

And none of them were skeeved out when you offered them a spare bikini to wear? Yikes.

If you went over to a friend’s house and he offered you a pair of spare trunks to go swimming, and it was obvious they were laundered and such, you’d pass? It’s just a bikini.

[Matt_Bowyer]

If you went over to a friend’s house and he offered you a pair of spare trunks to go swimming, and it was obvious they were laundered and such, you’d pass? It’s just a bikini.

I think that’s a bit different than a single dude having a selection of bikinis on hand.

[fire]

I think that’s a bit different than a single dude having a selection of bikinis on hand.

Agreed.

Though I did have a friend (only a friend!) with some bikinis at his hot-tub-equipped apartment. The option was that, or going nude.

[Cosmic_Hippo]

I rather imagine he didn’t twirl his moustache and say PLEASE CHOOSE FROM MY COLLECTION.

…though he did kind of make it sound that way.

[ElGuapo]

Agreed.

Though I did have a friend (only a friend!) with some bikinis at his hot-tub-equipped apartment. The option was that, or going nude.

Exactly. Given the choice, they can be nude, but if they want to start off wearing something, it can be a guest bikini.

Anyway, those days are no more.

People are too hung up about bikinis and nudity. In my house, it’s all European!

[Bill_Dungsroman]

This dating someone more seriously thing is tough. I just had to clean out the guest bikini drawer. I’m gonna have to throw away all these bikinis, aren’t I? I can’t have my girlfriend finding a bunch of bikinis.

So long, bikinis that were left behind. sniff

Yes, you creepy bastard. Also clear out your text messages because LOL I LIKED IT WHEN WE SMOKED A BLUNT AND YOU PUT IT IN MY NO-HOLE AND THEN WE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF A DEAD INFANT will be received poorly by your lucky lady no matter how old the date on it is. For that matter throw out any partially used sexy products like lube or whatever.

[fire]

Yes, you creepy bastard. Also clear out your text messages because LOL I LIKED IT WHEN WE SMOKED A BLUNT AND YOU PUT IT IN MY NO-HOLE AND THEN WE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF A DEAD INFANT will be received poorly by your lucky lady no matter how old the date on it is. For that matter throw out any partially used sexy products like lube or whatever.

On that note, check condoms for expiration dates. They do expire.

Ohhh, I forgot who I’m talking to. El Guapo’s condoms don’t expire; they’re used before they’re even manufactured.

[fire]

People are too hung up about bikinis and nudity. In my house, it’s all European!

What ever happened with your next-door neighbor that would spy on you hot-tubbing with your lady-friends?