That Internet dating thing

Scrax · 2010-11-08T14:59:07.000Z

ElGuapo: “Condoms?”

Rasputin · 2010-11-08T15:00:05.000Z

I can’t wait to hear what you all have to say about mine:

fire · 2010-11-08T15:02:00.000Z

Scrax:

ElGuapo: “Condoms?”

Oooh burn… literally.

AaronSofaer · 2010-11-08T15:05:57.000Z

Bill, do you seriously mean to imply that you should have a fresh, unopened bottle of lube every time you meet a new girl?

That’s crazytalk. Those things are not one-time use! Nor are they so priced.

WarrenM · 2010-11-08T15:32:30.000Z

ElGuapo:

People are too hung up about bikinis and nudity. In my house, it’s all European!

Nobody is hung up on bikinis or nudity. They’re hung up on the creepiness of a single guy having a collection of bikinis on hand.

I mean, you could have a field day with this but a fire like analysis of the situation would be a laugh riot. What kind of girl ends up at a guys house and shows no reservations about the fact that he has a hot tub and a collection of bikinis on hand for her use. The kind of girl who does this sort of thing a lot - in other words, a long term relationship kind of gal.

balut · 2010-11-08T16:09:14.000Z

Rasputin:

I can’t wait to hear what you all have to say about mine:

I had no idea Billy Corgan was a member of this forum.

JM1 · 2010-11-08T16:23:56.000Z

I used to think ElGuapo played this persona up for laughs.

Omniscia · 2010-11-08T16:43:28.000Z

Rasputin:

I can’t wait to hear what you all have to say about mine:

I think the picture says it all.

Robert_Sharp · 2010-11-08T16:49:00.000Z

It’s not often you see a pic and a handle (message board, not the paddle) so well matched.

jeffd · 2010-11-08T17:37:06.000Z

Do me do me!

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Mightynute · 2010-11-08T17:40:54.000Z

jeffd:

Do me do me!

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I loved you on Night Court!

ElGuapo · 2010-11-08T17:45:38.000Z

jeffd:

Do me do me!

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Kratos? I didn’t play your latest game.

Creole_Ned · 2010-11-08T18:08:53.000Z

kerzainified:

I don’t think I can fix Rasputin’s ruffles.

kerzain · 2010-11-08T18:10:41.000Z

That guy looks way too hairy compared to the last few.

Rasputin · 2010-11-08T18:28:39.000Z

Creole Ned:

I don’t think I can fix Rasputin’s ruffles.

“Fix” nothin’, buddy, that feather boa is the bomb!

XPav · 2010-11-08T18:40:48.000Z

jeffd:

Do me do me!

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You were great in The Pacifier, and I think you are a great Iron Chef.

Omniscia · 2010-11-08T19:06:01.000Z

jeffd:

Do me do me!

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I do too know Jack!

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-11-08T19:22:22.000Z

YOU ARE BALD.

Tankero · 2010-11-08T22:12:44.000Z

jeffd:

Do me do me!

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When supervillians dream their kryptonite dreams…

Bill_Dungsroman · 2010-11-08T22:21:14.000Z

AaronSofaer:

Bill, do you seriously mean to imply that you should have a fresh, unopened bottle of lube every time you meet a new girl?

That’s crazytalk. Those things are not one-time use! Nor are they so priced.

Dude ElG says he has a girlfriend, as in someone serious and steady-like. I would never suggest turning over all your rumpus room accoutrement for every girl you bring home.