"My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze. "
I never knew Vin Diesel and Patrick Stewart had a child together.
Any woman who wouldn’t write you after seeing that picture is frigid.
ElGuapo
5824
Ha, funny little Warren. I’m sure your wife would be up for a guest bikini.
ZekeDMS
5827
http://selfimportantwebsite.com/images/guestbikinis.jpg Warning-Link not safe for SpoofyChop’s work.
But it’s cool, it’s only if they’re the modest “don’t want to start out naked” types. Bikinis are very modest, afterall.
kerzain
5828
The left leg on the right-most chick is severely deformed.
ZekeDMS
5829
Foreshortening’s a bitch, but I just went with the first danbooru return, to be fair.
I didn’t even notice they had legs…
nlanza
5832
Can you maybe take the Angry Internet Man routine to PMs or something?
They’re attached to the sharp knees and impractical shoes.
When I check back on this thread, there’s usually something awesome going on making me back up several pages to get it all. What is it about QT3 and threads with the word ‘dating’ in them?
I’m not dating, but I feel like posting a picture. Don’t stop.
nlanza
5835
Yeah, the picture analysis is the best thing to happen to this thread in weeks.
JM1
5836
Look, this is how this works. When you completely lack the self-awareness or sense of irony to post how you have a collection of bikinis left in your cupboard from the women who’ve been in your hot tub and left their clothing behind, which you offer to new women who arrive at your place, then that’s one thing. You don’t understand just how sleazy you sound, but we know this because you’ve been like this forever.
We also know that you and Warren can’t stand each other.
But when you bring his wife into this, making a sleazy comment like you did? You have no right to call Warren a douchebag, because you’ve acted like a fucking twat. Warren’s response is pretty bloody measured because rest assured half the forum would’ve bitten your head off for that comment.
Do yourself a favour and put Warren on ignore. It is impossible for you to respond to him with making yourself look like a complete berk.
Hell, I feel like making my wife take a picture just for the analysis. Great great stuff.
Agreed. Could I post a pic for analysis, fire? :)
No married people allowed!
Zeke can you please remove that pic? That’s really borderline NSFW.
Good thing I stay away from this thread at work.
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