That Internet dating thing

[Gourmand]

Do yourself a favour and put Warren on ignore. It is impossible for you to respond to him with making yourself look like a complete berk.

Can I shake your hand? I feel like I want to shake your hand.

Also, I less than three Cockney.

[Gabe_Lewis]

On that note, check condoms for expiration dates. They do expire.

Ohhh, I forgot who I’m talking to. El Guapo’s condoms don’t expire; they’re used before they’re even manufactured.

On a completely unrelated note, I recently bought at jacket at a local resale shop. When I got home I found two condoms that expired in NOVEMBER of 1992 tucked into the inside pocket.

[Rightbug]

On a completely unrelated note, I recently bought at jacket at a local resale shop. When I got home I found two condoms that expired in NOVEMBER of 1992 tucked into the inside pocket.

Was it a Members Only jacket?

[SpoofyChop]

<NSFW image.>

But it’s cool, it’s only if they’re the modest “don’t want to start out naked” types. Bikinis are very modest, afterall.

Sorry Zeke but you are REPORTED buddy!

I mean, personally I wish my wife had those bikinis. I also wish we had a hot tub. But still…the picture man…

[ravenight]

The worst part is that it’s at the top of the page. Quick, spam the thread so we can move to a new page!

[BrianRubin]

The worst part is that it’s at the top of the page. Quick, spam the thread so we can move to a new page!

Condoms are funny looking balloons! heheheheheeheheh

Done!

[John_Many_Jars]

Here I come

[John_Many_Jars]

Walkin down the street

[John_Many_Jars]

I get the funniest looks from

[BrianRubin]

Here I come

Eeewwww. Here’s a towel.

[John_Many_Jars]

Everyone I meet

[John_Many_Jars]

Eeewwww. Here’s a towel.

GIVE THAT TOWEL TO YOUR MOM RUBIN

[John_Many_Jars]

Hey hey JMJ

[John_Many_Jars]

People say I monkey around

[John_Many_Jars]

But I’m too busy, uh, posting

[John_Many_Jars]

To put Brian Rubin’s mom dowwwwwn

[John_Many_Jars]

How many posts does it take to flip a page, anyway?

[Bahimiron]

How many posts does it take to flip a page, anyway?

That many.

[ZekeDMS]

Zeke can you please remove that pic? That’s really borderline NSFW.

Good thing I stay away from this thread at work.

:(

You know, I actually went with that over the actual screenshots of the swimsuits just because those seemed to be pushing it a little too much. Somehow in polygonal form it gets worse.

But it’s reduced to link form!

[fire]

Do me do me!

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This one is hard because you don’t give much to go on. There’s the hairless head, the wrinkled brow, the gaze to the side, and the hand over the face. Are you pondering, remembering, or mocking? Is that room mate with the black beanie in the background the object of your rolling eyes? Did you notice a spider?

What movie actors do when they have to look at something during a close-up is they blur their vision and unfocus their eyes. The reason for this is that when the eyes are focused on something, they appear on film to be crossed, or one eye looks a bit lazy. The same thing is true in your case. If you blur your focus, your will achieve the same results minus the lazy eye.

Now, we move on to pros and cons of showing your hand on a photo.

Small cons: The hand is using a huge chunk of real-estate. It’s obscuring your mouth. Your fingernails look funny (maybe it’s just the picture, but they look dome-shaped).

Huge pro: Some people find hands sexy — see also, e. e. cummings’ poem somewhere I have never travelled — especially on a late, wine-filled night of online chatting and light Internet-anonymity-fueled flirtation, when Single Lady can imagine you typing with those same hands from the photo.

But then she may remember the beanie-clad room mate, and the romantic fantasy is spoiled.