5861

Interesting comment on the hands, fire. I’ve had a few girlfriends in the past say one of the first things they noticed about me was my hands. I always found that odd. Reading your analysis is pretty fun, though, so please continue as long as there is fodder.

5862

I think it’s because there’s a strong correlation between large hands and large feet with penis size.

5863

This takes “I don’t give a fuck” to a new level. Is this really your online dating profile picture? Please tell me it’s not, or, if it is, it’s a secondary or even tertiary photo that you put there for humor.

I could imagine your “WTF” (read: I don’t care about…) reaction to all of these things.
[ul]
[li] It’s my birthday, and you forgot. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][li] We had a date planned, but you have to cancel to play video games. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][li] I’m sad. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][li] You just poured the last of my milk on your cereal. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][li] I’m concerned that my butt looks big in these jeans. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][li] We’re going to a party, and all of your exes will be there trying to get you back into bed with them. Response: This is awesome; let’s go. No, I meant my feelings. Response: I don’t give a fuck.
[/li][/ul]

On the other hand, if Single Lady happens to see the self-mocking humor (e.g., red feather boa, facial expression), and is turned on by guys that don’t take themselves (or them!) seriously, then more power to you. Bad boys are typically better in bed than good boys.

I like this photo provided it’s not the only photo you show of yourself. You need another image that counters the lack of fuck-giving, so you can average out to a nice guy with a bad side, in a good way.

5864

I think the picture on the whole is really cute, but I agree that you probably don’t want it to be your only one.

5865

I need a new picture so I can have fire critique it!

5866

My mom is a saint…wait…no…whore! My mom is a whore! Enjoy the burning. ;)

5867

fire, would you critique mine please for shits and giggles? ;) (sorry guys)

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5868

Ditch the human, Rubin.

5869

hehehe. nice.

5870

Nah, he’s cool. Part of my entourage.

5871

If some of you guys think that an internet critique by another internet nerd is going to ultimately help get you dates, then you don’t have the self-respect you need to get dates in the first place.

Grab your balls, take a fucking shower, put on a shirt that isn’t a leftover from high school, flex a little bit in the mirror, tell yourself that you are the fucking man, and get out there.

5872

Pfft, I already have a girlfriend whom I love dearly. I just think fire’s commentaries are freaking hilarious. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaalm down.

5873

You can substitute flexing in the mirror with beating your previous high score in Bejeweled, if that helps.

5874

Wow, you’re so ANGRY…why do you hate life?

5875

Because he’s married with children.

BA-ZING!!

5876

Love and marriage…love and marriage…

5877

I guess every thread needs someone random to come in and shit all over it. What a weird reaction to what appears to be some harmless entertainment.

5878

I can offer a critique without even seeing a picture! ;-)

5879

Fire got kind of jilted in the mutant power department.

5880

Pogo was aggressive and brusque, but I wouldn’t characterize what he said as shitting. Confidence and keeping yourself well-groomed are not bad points of advice.