That Internet dating thing

Matt_Perkins · 2010-12-09T09:57:26.000Z

JMR:

A local user is having a really bad OKCupid experience.

You men are all so stupid as hell. Wonder why your all single and alone…

"I demand respect and if sex is even brought up with in the first six month you out the freaking door. "

Tortilla · 2010-12-09T10:05:08.000Z

Some people are single for a very good reason.

jerri_blank · 2010-12-09T10:19:08.000Z

“I’m old school with old school values.”

Yeah, I can tell.

Alan_Dunkin · 2010-12-09T10:22:02.000Z

Have noticed people making multiple OKC profiles depending on whatever mood they are in and what they’re looking for…

— Alan

BobJustBob · 2010-12-09T10:24:15.000Z

JMR:

A local user is having a really bad OKCupid experience.

You men are all so stupid as hell. Wonder why your all single and alone…

“I am disgusted by sick perverted men who are filled with nothing but lust. You can’t even stand up for your own country. The united states is going down the tubes and all you can think about is where your next lay is coming from… Wow… You all know the truth about 911 but is anyone giving a crap about going after the one responsible the one person who just released a bio of him self.”

Thus proving the Seinfeld theory that women get dumber without sex.

Mightynute · 2010-12-09T10:53:12.000Z

jerri blank:

“I’m old school with old school values.”

Yeah, I can tell.

I think the last time I saw her, she was hiding in a corner in Left 4 Dead. Wiped out my whole team, too.

John_Many_Jars · 2010-12-09T10:55:39.000Z

I fucked 'er.

Brian_Seiler · 2010-12-09T10:57:38.000Z

Is she even an actual person? I’m at work, so my navigation options are limited, but what you’re describing and that picture are both strongly reminiscent of an almost identical individual in the Houston area.

TheTrunkDr · 2010-12-09T10:59:13.000Z

jerri blank:

“I’m old school with old school values.”

Yeah, I can tell.

Her other photo is even better, nothing like the phone pic in the mirror while only wearing underwear to show how classy you are.

kerzain · 2010-12-09T11:03:11.000Z

If all men only ever think about their sausage, then technically, wouldn’t the perverted ones be the few who don’t?

Raife · 2010-12-09T11:30:06.000Z

Mightynute:

So after some chatting back and forth, turns out we’re both going to be visiting the old homestead for the holidays, so we’re going to get together for coffee and catch up.

“We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to love.”

Mightynute · 2010-12-09T11:30:58.000Z

Raife:

“We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to love.”

You know how we know you’re old?

Raife · 2010-12-09T11:33:00.000Z

They play that song nonstop this time of year. It’s like holiday cancer.

ZekeDMS · 2010-12-09T11:51:29.000Z

how sexy I am and I don’t even try… I’m just me and I still get men drolling on themselves like a pack of wild animals.

^TRYING TOO HARD

BobJustBob · 2010-12-09T11:54:53.000Z

How droll.

Cosmic_Hippo · 2010-12-09T11:58:38.000Z

I bet they’re drolling!

EDIT: Damn you Bob!

Mightynute · 2010-12-09T12:11:36.000Z

She see us drolling, she hating.

JMR · 2010-12-09T15:10:09.000Z

TheTrunkDr:

Her other photo is even better, nothing like the phone pic in the mirror while only wearing underwear to show how classy you are.

My favorites are those where she describes herself as a wholesome church going Christian who wants a guy who loves god as much as she does. She emphasizes that she’s NOT ON HERE FOR BOOTY CALLS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS SO ALL YOU PLAYERS OUT THERE CAN **** OFF! However, her profile pictures consist solely NapkinNights stamped photos of her and her shitfaced friends auditioning for the lead role in Three Tongues and a Clit part XIII. And she has kids.

Raife · 2010-12-09T15:18:34.000Z

Sounds like a prank profile.

TheTrunkDr · 2010-12-09T16:21:29.000Z

Raife:

Sounds like a prank profile.

Of course it is, doesn’t mean it’s not fun.