That Internet dating thing

Griddle · 2009-11-04T07:25:43.000Z

ElGuapo:

She had a tattoo in latin… When I asked her what it was she paused for a moment and said “cum dumpster”. Before cracking up and telling me it meant “know thyself”. That lead to a discussion of Aristotle. It was pretty funny actually. My face turned red for a moment.

She’s a keeper, great sense of humor. :)

TheTrunkDr · 2009-11-04T07:33:35.000Z

ElGuapo:

It’s a battlefield out there, my friends.

(ok, she was actually kind of nice, but a few funny moments):

I told her that I was looking forward to watching the remake of V that was on last night. Of course I had to explain to her what it was as she had never heard of it. So I explain it was on about 1987 (if I remember correctly). Then I ask her when she was born. . . . . . 1986. She was one when it was on. Facepalm.

The original mini series was 1983. You’re older than you think.

Demon_G_Sides · 2009-11-04T07:33:54.000Z

Mookeepooh:

I’m guessing we’re plotting your death, but I could be wrong…

Griddle:

I dunno, I think he’s plotting teh buttsehks.

who said they were mutually exclusive!?

WarrenM · 2009-11-04T07:37:39.000Z

Mookeepooh:

Which part is TMI? That I’d help in plotting his death or that I would be ok with him being ass-raped?

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-04T07:38:18.000Z

Demon G Sides:

who said they were mutually exclusive!?

That just made me remember a joke that ends with “Death by Bundah (butt sex)”…funny stuff. I thank you for that.

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-04T07:41:06.000Z

Griddle:

She’s a keeper, great sense of humor. :)

Agreed.

Kael · 2009-11-04T07:46:46.000Z

Griddle:

She’s a keeper, great sense of humor. :)

Thirded.

Griddle · 2009-11-04T08:40:35.000Z

WarrenM:

Do you have a high res version of that, I need a new desktop wallpaper.

WarrenM · 2009-11-04T08:43:51.000Z

That’s the best I’ve got, sorry.

Griddle · 2009-11-04T08:44:56.000Z

WarrenM:

That’s the best I’ve got, sorry.

No biggie, my photoshop fractal resizing plugin may be able to interpolate it larger without quality loss. Thanks though.

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-04T08:53:54.000Z

Griddle:

No biggie, my photoshop fractal resizing plugin may be able to interpolate it larger without quality loss. Thanks though.

You shouldn’t have to do anything to it, I just tried it and it looks perfect without doing anything. I’m sure your boss and co-workers will love it ;)

Griddle · 2009-11-04T08:56:32.000Z

Mookeepooh:

You shouldn’t have to do anything to it, I just tried it and it looks perfect without doing anything. I’m sure your boss and co-workers will love it ;)

Hmmm, it stretches well? COOL! I may have to fool with it and add more to the sides for my home monitor, it’s one of those widescreen dealies. Thanks for the heads up though.

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-04T09:00:27.000Z

Yepper it does.

AndrewMyers · 2009-11-04T09:02:59.000Z

ElGuapo:

Ok geez. She’s 24 and I’m 34. So 10 years. But, to be fair she seems very mature. Heck, if Salman Rushdie and Harrison Ford can do it, so can I!

Half your age plus seven. You’re in the clear.

Demon_G_Sides · 2009-11-04T09:19:53.000Z

AndrewMyers:

Half your age plus seven. You’re in the clear.

This is a great standard to live by.

ElGuapo · 2009-11-04T10:18:10.000Z

Well it turns out she’s 22 though, or 23. If she was born in '86, as she said.

Half your age plus 5?

Demon_G_Sides · 2009-11-04T13:43:02.000Z

Its only +5 if you’re desperate. +2 if you’ve had a very long dry spell.

JoshV · 2009-11-04T16:25:20.000Z

If there is grass on the field, play ball?

Shadarr · 2009-11-04T17:10:16.000Z

So, turns out the faceless woman I was IM’ing with just got dumped a month ago and only wants to be friends (“to start off with”). Which is fine, she lives near me and likes videogames, so I can use a friend like that. But OKCupid is still oh-fer for getting me an actual date.

Damien_Falgoust · 2009-11-04T20:05:57.000Z

You may not be sunk shadarr, she may just be shit-testing you.