1821

Hey, some of my best early “dates” involved video games. We’ve been together 10 years. :)

1822

I’m not familiar with this term. Does it mean seeing how much shit I’m willing to put up with? She did email me a picture today, so that’s progress.

Actually, I’ve already suggested we get together and collect kelp off the beach for fertilizer, since we both garden. However, like a lot of other women I’ve met on the site (maybe all), she was telling me about her medical problems by the second conversation. I don’t know what it is, but I attract the broken. And after the last one, I’m a little gun-shy.

However, all is not lost. A woman I asked out a long time ago just messaged me back to say that she’s never online, and we should meet for coffee. So presumably when she gets my reply in a couple more weeks we can set something up.

1823

No, it just means she may be throwing up a little barrier to see if you back down or if you keep pursuing. Essentially testing your confidence.

Girls sometimes do this sort of thing. I don’t even think they’re conscious of it, it’s just sorta girl instinct at work, like bird migration or something.

1824

“Friends to start off with” translates as “this isn’t a get together for sex” in my mind. I wouldn’t worry about it.

1825

I found a picture of the girl I took out Tuesday on the internet, because of something funny she told me that led me there. Someone photoshopped a picture of her into a frame with a caption, like one of those motivational posters.

Appropriate, or wildly inappropriate, to post it here or post the search results that bring it back?

Totally SFW.

1826

If she ever finds out, she might feel a little violated. I’m not really sure how Griddle is still alive and kicking.

1827

Post it, and we’ll let you know.

1828

Yeah, I kind of figured that. But hell, just talking about people we date here is a violation of sorts. What’s the old saying, don’t take any pictures you don’t want on the internet someday?

1829

Given that you have violated the Dirty Old Man Statute by a number of months, how am I to determine whether or not I shall have to send a duly appointed representative of the conclave to shame you for your shameful actions and remand the poor girl to my care?

Then again, she could decide to break a chair over your neck.

1830

I’m not really sure how Griddle is still alive and kicking.

She said that she’s open to ass rape so a little internet creepitude is small beans.

1831

Griddle is actually already dead, she’s just posting using his account to keep up appearances.

1832

Had I actually killed him, I would be singing it from the rooftops and dancing a jig…(I kid…sort of)

Sadly, I must placate the desire with a simple dance of death and a voodoo doll.

1833

And I’m open to HIS ass being raped :)

1834

Are you assuming he would enjoy this or it would somehow build character?

1835

Internet dating thread: Assrape edition.

1836

The picture is already on the internet for random people to view. I’m not sure how posting the link is a further violation.

1837

ElGuapo just wants to post a picture of the totally hawt college chick he is bangin.

Considering that many of us have posted pictures of people from their dating experience (including me) I don’t see any problem with you posting hers…unless you plan on bringing her into the forum one day, in which she may be insulted.

1838

I ASSume nothing, Griddle can answer as to whether he’d enjoy it. I believe it would indeed build character, plus I really just want him to enjoy new experiences…you know, really live life to its fullest.

1839

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI.

1840

If I could make energy to run my truck out of sarcasm, this thread could save me thousands in gas costs, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!