That Internet dating thing

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-05T13:48:52.000Z

Griddle:

If I could make energy to run my truck out of sarcasm, this thread could save me thousands in gas costs, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

Right back at ya sparky!

Creole_Ned · 2009-11-05T14:52:23.000Z

I updated a couple of profiles with a few of the pics “just a friend” (I’ll call him JAF) took while we strolled about Sunset Beach last month and actually got a message on POF from a guy who seemed decent enough. Wrote him back and a week later no response. In two weeks the POF auto-purge system will permanently take care of it.

Such is the way of things.

I otherwise continue to have little inclination to send out inquiries. It doesn’t help much in the “scoring teh hot dates” department or even the “mildly horrifying dates” department.

Oh, JAF checked out my profile on OKC recently, which seemed kind of weird (we’ve known each other for seven months now). At first I thought he was seeing if I’d used any of the photos he’d taken but I hadn’t yet updated the profile at the time. I did mention to him later when I had updated it but he never checked back after that. I’m not reading anything into this, though.

Shadarr · 2009-11-05T15:22:11.000Z

Creole Ned:

I otherwise continue to have little inclination to send out inquiries. It doesn’t help much in the “scoring teh hot dates” department or even the “mildly horrifying dates” department.

I guess you can get away with that because you’re after guys. If I didn’t message first I would’ve chatted with… probably four women in ten months, and one in my city.

Creole_Ned · 2009-11-05T16:07:13.000Z

Not really. The number of people who have messaged me first I could count on less than two hands and that’s going back to late March, not much better than you (although they have all been local with one bizarre exception).

Shadarr · 2009-11-05T16:12:51.000Z

Maybe you should man up then.

Rimbo · 2009-11-06T00:47:56.000Z

Mookeepooh:

Right back at ya sparky!

Geez, she’s hitting on Sparky, now? What will Bill Dungsroman think?

Rimbo · 2009-11-06T00:51:46.000Z

Creole Ned:

Not really. The number of people who have messaged me first I could count on less than two hands and that’s going back to late March, not much better than you (although they have all been local with one bizarre exception).

Yeah, shit… I don’t know anything about dating guys, except that they like to see a lot of skin and big boobs, which doesn’t even remotely apply to you.

kerzain · 2009-11-06T00:53:44.000Z

Surgery is always an option.

ElGuapo · 2009-11-06T07:30:14.000Z

Well, I went out with 22 year old last night . . . and got to see her tramp stamp. Woo hoo!

Then, after watching Zombieland (God that movie rocked!), we were chatting and she expressed some views I strongly disagreed with (it turns out she’s a pretty hardcore Republican). Soooo, I think I’m going to let this one go.

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Demon_G_Sides · 2009-11-06T07:33:03.000Z

Wow. ElG, I know the political philosophies might not mesh, but she’s really good looking.

Mark_Asher · 2009-11-06T08:13:56.000Z

Couldn’t you do to her what the far right is trying to do to the country?

WarrenM · 2009-11-06T08:16:49.000Z

Yeah, a little role playing … You’re Bush, she’s the economy/foreign relations/whatever …

Tortilla · 2009-11-06T08:20:53.000Z

Mookeepooh:

I ASSume nothing, Griddle can answer as to whether he’d enjoy it. I believe it would indeed build character, plus I really just want him to enjoy new experiences…you know, really live life to its fullest.

I’m not sure ass rape counts as living life to it’s fullest. Unless you mean it in the gentlest sense? We aren’t talking the back alley behind a biker bar and anguished screams that nobody cares about here are we? I would think you are talking about low light, some mood music, a little wine, and an experience that’s going to hurt so good.

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-06T08:34:57.000Z

Kraaze:

I’m not sure ass rape counts as living life to it’s fullest. Unless you mean it in the gentlest sense? We aren’t talking the back alley behind a biker bar and anguished screams that nobody cares about here are we? I would think you are talking about low light, some mood music, a little wine, and an experience that’s going to hurt so good.

Back alley all the way.

Griddle · 2009-11-06T08:41:17.000Z

I love how this thread has devolved into a discussion about surprise sex, QT3 is the king of derail, and this one is pretty epic.

Tortilla · 2009-11-06T08:48:56.000Z

Mookeepooh:

Back alley all the way.

I like the cut of your jib.

Mookeepooh · 2009-11-06T08:55:50.000Z

Griddle:

I love how this thread has devolved into a discussion about surprise sex, QT3 is the king of derail, and this one is pretty epic.

Stop cryin’ princess and take it like a man! ;)

Griddle · 2009-11-06T09:01:33.000Z

Mookeepooh:

Stop cryin’ princess and take it like a man! ;)

Hahahahaha.

Zylon · 2009-11-06T09:45:47.000Z

Demon G Sides:

Wow. ElG, I know the political philosophies might not mesh, but she’s really good looking.

While she probably is, just bear in mind, that pose is a classic MySpace Angle.

Demon_G_Sides · 2009-11-06T10:37:01.000Z

Her chest still looks phenomenal.