Sex is easy. Dating is hard.
Zylon
1863
And her pussy gets so wet you can’t believe it.
ElGuapo
1864
No, no. You know when you feel a pussy and it’s like, a bag of sand?
JMR
1868
They’re both hard for me.
Scrax
1869
I thought surprise buttseks was a myth, but I was proven wrong.
Griddle
1871
Hey dude, does this rag smell like ether to you?
unzips
ElGuapo
1872
Just like internet dating, this thread is really creepy.
Awww…reminds me of our first date Griddle…sigh
Griddle
1874
Yeah, and my butt still hurts, damnit.
Well I was trying to be gentle, but you kept pushing back. What was I supposed to think??
Griddle
1876
Hahahaha, I wonder what the rest of the thread is thinking right now, priceless.
you’ve ruined it…way to go
Shadarr
1879
Griddle and Mookee make me think I’m better off single.
Both Griddle and I are single as well.