Scrax
1882
They arn’t “committed.” Mommy and daddy can potentially play with other friends.
Cormac, yes.
Scrax, no. We are no longer dating, but still find each other mildly amusing.
And little does Mommy know…
Griddle
1885
YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Griddle
1887
I must resist the dark side.(please don’t cut my had off, the robotic ones suck ass)
If only you knew the power of the Dark Side!
Griddle just wants to keep his desire for you on the DL…oh damn, I’ve said to much.
Griddle
1892
Oops, I quit, Sorry Ned, I’ll stop shitting up your thread man. :(
Shadarr
1893
Srsly, this thread is balancing out all the win in the Facebook thread.
You’re not really contributing to either, so no complaining please.
Shadarr
1895
Early-onset alzheimers? I’ve contributed plenty in this thread.
Not contacting women isn’t Internet Dating. Go out on horrific dates Ned style.
Griddle
1897
Not quite horrific, but a bit WTF… I went to dinner and a movie with a nice older single Mom, we had a nice dinner. Then went to see The Hangover, had a blast, sat in her truck chatting, and got a nice hug and parted ways. The next day, I called her and mentioned I had a had a great time and that I hoped we could spend some more time together becaused I enjoyed her company. She promptly said I was too intense and that she couldn’t handle that kind of intensity this early in a relationship.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!
A tad gunshy maybe? I have no idea what happened there, I suppose some folks would rather date aloof non-complimentary people, no clue.
::EDIT::
Also, she was un-nerved because I like camo shorts because her Ex-Husband was a hunter and left her home alone all the time.
Shadarr
1899
Hey, I’m doing my best here. I have asked out probably 10 women by now. If I were a smooth operator, I wouldn’t be using the internet.
Shadarr
1900
I guess, if I were more selfless, I could’ve gone out with the seriously crazy woman who was pestering me a few months back, but I don’t love you guys that much.
edit: Actually, that might’ve been before this thread. Not that that would make any difference.