That Internet dating thing

Lunch_of_Kong · 2009-11-06T13:45:25.000Z

What’s a “Myspace angle”? Is that when someone takes a photo of themselves with a severe head tilt and neck elongation to hide double chins?

WarrenM · 2009-11-06T13:47:15.000Z

Also, she was un-nerved because I like camo shorts because her Ex-Husband was a hunter and left her home alone all the time.

You didn’t wear camo shorts on the date, did you?

Shadarr · 2009-11-06T13:47:28.000Z

Lunch of Kong:

What’s a “Myspace angle”? Is that when someone takes a photo of themselves with a severe head tilt and neck elongation to hide double chins?

Yes.

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ElGuapo · 2009-11-06T13:48:04.000Z

There is some picture out there that illustrates it perfectly with a cropped photo of an obese blonde, but I’m too lazy to search for it (but apparently not too lazy to describe it).

ElGuapo · 2009-11-06T13:48:51.000Z

shadarr:

Yes.

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You wear camo shorts on your dates? Dating must be different round these parts. Also, isn’t it cold up in BC right now?

WarrenM · 2009-11-06T13:51:31.000Z

http://images.jkcreativephotography.com/MotivationalPosters/myspace.jpg

Rimbo · 2009-11-06T14:03:19.000Z

Creole Ned:

You can’t ruin stupid.

This line needs to be in your NaNoWriMo Novel.

Come to think of it, I should put it in mine. In fact, I could probably work it in really easily. :)

Zylon · 2009-11-06T14:34:57.000Z

Griddle:

Also, she was un-nerved because I like camo shorts

I’d just like to thank you guys for providing valuable context and perspective for those of us who wear jean shorts.

Griddle · 2009-11-06T15:39:50.000Z

WarrenM:

You didn’t wear camo shorts on the date, did you?

No, just normal olive drab cargo shorts, we decided to do a casual thing. I was kind of retarted, I rode my motorcycle with shorts and hiking sandals. But oh well, it was a nice day, and the wind felt nice on my toes, so there.

Griddle · 2009-11-06T15:42:02.000Z

Zylon:

I’d just like to thank you guys for providing valuable context and perspective for those of us who wear jean shorts.

Keep in mind, the aversion to camo is because her husband was a hunter, and abandoned her on the weekends, not because it’s not fashion friendly.

kerzain · 2009-11-06T15:42:42.000Z

This is like suffering through Ross and Rachael’s relationship.

Scrax · 2009-11-06T15:42:45.000Z

Ooo, motorcycle! I’d bang you.

kerzain · 2009-11-06T15:46:35.000Z

Jesus Christ Scrax, you are a total slut.

Kael · 2009-11-06T15:48:01.000Z

Griddle:

Keep in mind, the aversion to camo is because her husband was a hunter, and abandoned her on the weekends, not because it’s not fashion friendly.

It amuses me that you believe her.

Scrax · 2009-11-06T15:49:20.000Z

kerzain:

Jesus Christ Scrax, you are a total slut.

But it would have to be on the motorcycle.

kerzain · 2009-11-06T15:51:47.000Z

Scrax:

But it would have to be on the motorcycle.

I think I know what you really mean:

Scrax · 2009-11-06T15:58:33.000Z

Aaaaaahahahaha.

Yes. I want to be used like a human Segway.

jerri_blank · 2009-11-06T16:04:52.000Z

Griddle:

Hahahaha, I wonder what the rest of the thread is thinking right now, priceless.

I was just thinking about how the two of you ruined a perfectly interesting thread with stuff that should be in PMs.

But I’m a humorless lesbian.

Griddle · 2009-11-06T17:18:03.000Z

Scrax:

Ooo, motorcycle! I’d bang you.

You wouldn’t want to bang me, but here’s what the bike looks like. It’s a stock photo, mine has saddle bag mounts and a backrest, annd passenger floorboards. :P

Shadarr · 2009-11-06T17:21:32.000Z

I have a date lined up for tomorrow. Since this thread tells me I have about a 50% chance of being stood up, I guess I’ll take a book.