Cosmo is all of those things and more.

It’s early, but i have to say: Kill Man(aka “Moneybags”) and his neverending horde of mercs.

Nate, what are you doing hanging out in your capitol for so long? Are you researching and building up some nuclear missiles or something to nuke us from the safety of your cap?

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Seven in one blow.

Maybe we should forget killing the birds and look closely at the pony people?

Why, hello…Nate.

Hell. Which one are you again?

What irks me is in that whole battle, the one guy with the magic sword didnt even swing the thing…

They never said giants were the brightest of sentient beings…

Clearly not, he just hovered there at the south end of the battle like a little kid…

Oh!

Oh!

I want to fight!

Let me in!

C’mon, c’mon!

Ah, hell, let’s all just go home…

Oh, have i mentioned yet how much i hate this map?

Bloody nice looking green field…oh, it’s mountains of madness, and it’s not really plain, apparently it’s mountain…

Also, all banter aside, 2 quick notes:

Middletown: will host in 12 hours. After it hosts, i’ll be switching it to 48 hr quickhost, and we’re on again. PM me if any of that is a problem. Thank you for your patience, and know that we know that you know that you have many choices for admins for your RAND games, and we both thank and appreciate you for allowing us to admin you.

Austen: Thank you for teaching me something fantastic and new that i never knew before. No, I won’t tell you what. And no, I won’t tell you where. At least not yet :)

Oh, and Nate, to prove I care - I looked up that crazy ass bless you had.

This map is so small it’s crazy! And alarming. I really could have used some farmland nearby but alas. Mountains for me. At least no swamp!
Man is interesting. not great but interesting

For a game that is supposed to have a lot of banter, shit-slinging and outrageousness - The tour has been pretty quiet…

Heh, yeah I hear ya. I was mostly taking a wait and see approach to see what was meant by “forum woofing”, but I think you explained that pretty well for me, lol.

About the only thing I can offer is that I hate hydras! Anybody want to take them off my hands? That may mean me marching them into your lands poisoning everything on the way, but such is life. I keep trying to kill them off, but the bastards keep either running and getting away or winning battles.

I’d be happy to help you with the extermination of your Hydras, Kelan.

Heh, well do you have access to the Wyrm poison extracted from “The Sharpest Tooth” weapon? I bet if I put that in their food it will do the trick. The little monsters are eating me out of house and home right now and aren’t pulling their own weight!

I’ve killed all the air-loving erui pony people that I’ve caught. I.Just.Don’t.Think.I’ve.Caught.ALL.of.them.