2029

I’m not sure that “exclusively informed about the larger world by Fox News” wouldn’t meet any reasonable definition of stupid, but it’s worth reiterating that I’m a gigantic asshole WRT politics (and maybe also other things).

2030

So yet another case where it is true that whatever terrible thing Donald says of someone else, it is true of himself.

2031

So what is the dogwhistle about the length of Clinton’s speech? He mentioned that it was “short” twice…that must mean something to Trump and his band of lunatics.

2032

Perhaps it’s the female politician equivalent of a tiny dick?

2033

Supposed health problems, I’m guessing.

2034

The implicit statement is that her health is so poor that she can barely hold herself upright for very long, so needs to keep it short.

Which is nice of Donald to reinforce the fact that he gets his news by reading Breitbart every morning.

2035

I figure it’s either him equating length to quality, remember how he went on about how long his RNC speech was, or it’s some insinuation about Clinton’s health and how she doesn’t have the stamina for a long speech. Trump supporters have been going hard on that health conspiracy lately.

2036

Why does Trump think Hillary’s speech was short? Read this tweet carefully:

RECAP

2037

Anderson Cooper asks Trump six times to explain his claim that Clinton is a bigot, Trump babbles incoherently (and calls Clinton “lazy” in the bargain.)

2038

My 5 year old could supply that retort. To be fair he might say poo poo head instead of fear mongering.

2039
2040

The man won’t commit to anything anymore. He’s just saying words to get votes.

2041

Lots of bile about opening a “pre-opened pickle jar” on TheDonald reddit. I read this shit so you don’t have to.

2042

TRUMP TO CNN: CLINTON “EXTREMELY BAD FOR AFRICAN-AMERICANS” (SHE’S NOT)

They left that last part out for some reason.

2043

Funniest thing I’ve seen this week.

2044

What in the…no, nope. Nevermind. I’m good.

2045

It’s about this appearance on Jimmy Kimmel’s show:

They had her open a jar of pickles to show how strong and healthy she was. It’s a comedy stunt. People are saying it was rigged. Well, no duh. It’s showbiz.

2046

Trump’s Razor strikes again!

2047

In case anyone is worried Trump is flip flopping on immigration, fear not:
He’s just changing the words.

2048

For some reason I thought the “pre-opened pickle jar” was some sort of allusion to Hillary’s vaganda of manocide.