I think that’s track #3 on the album.

This is getting surreal.

He’s literally just repeating any attack against him, and saying that Clinton did it.

Some good ones today. I was worried we wouldn’t have as many stupid things.

I am not even sure what that means. And I have been drinking…

“Get the scientists working on the tube technology – chop-chop.”

Pretty sure its the drug cartels who have “tunnel technology”.

Meanwhile, I sure wish someone would ask Trump exactly how he is going to bring good jobs to the inner cities. Presumably “tax cuts”, right?

Republican motivation playbook:
Give more money to rich people.
Take money from poor people.

Oh my Gawd, there isn’t a “tunnel technology gap” is there? We could be in big trouble if there is.

He’ll make Mexico pay for them

Someone’s gonna have to build that wall. I don’t foresee any white collar workers taking on that task.

Trump has the best tunnel technology. Trump tunnel tech is so strong, we will tunnel to China and start taking the jobs there. They think they have a Great Wall? We’ll build the best wall. Our wall will be tunnel proof. Their’s isn’t tunnel proof. Sad! Within 6 months, America will have all the China jobs

We should build a wall, but underground!

Could you put seismic sensors on the wall (paid for my Mexico of course) to detect tunneling activity? Then like… stop the tunnels?

Sensors might alert you, but then you’re going to need border guards to intervene. There isn’t any real anti-tunnel technology to stop digging when a sensor has been tripped. You’re also assuming the type of low grade digging that might be done would even trip the sensors.

If anyone has anti-tunnel technology, it’d be the Israelis, and considering the issues they have with Gaza, it’s pretty hard to detect tunnels.

Absolutely. The Israelis have a much higher motivation and a much shorter wall to monitor, and they can’t prevent tunnels.

And then they’ll have to keep tunneling deeper and deeper, someday breaking into the hellish depths of the Earth, unleashing a horrific self-serving demonic beast on the world. Wait,I mean a second one, counting the Donald.

Maybe Trump can go check out the tunnels that North Korea tried to dig under the DMZ?

http://www.f-106deltadart.com/Korea-DMZ/tunnels.htm

I’m sure the militia types along the border would be happy to work as sappers and run counter-tunnel operations. The could use home made pipe bombs to collapse the Mexican tunnels. There is historical precedence.