The American Dark Age (2016-2020) An archived history of the worst President ever

ShivaX · 2016-10-17T03:22:13.564Z

Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump)

ALL SAFE IN ORANGE COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA. With you all the way, will never forget. Now we have to win. Proud of you all! @NCGOP

10:34 PM - 16 Oct 2016 35K 14K

Has the best words. Chooses reference to 9/11 for minor incident.

Sorry Donald, this is not the Reichstag you’re looking for.

AntediluvianArk · 2016-10-17T15:20:17.742Z

nKoan · 2016-10-17T15:56:39.781Z

So naive!

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Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump)

Of course there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before election day. Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on? So naive!

12:33 PM - 17 Oct 2016 32K 13K

AntediluvianArk · 2016-10-17T15:57:14.323Z

Washington Post mapped the global liberal conspiracy against Trump in a chart.

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Opinion | REVEALED: The vast international conspiracy to stop Trump, in one...

The conspiracy against Trump includes the media, multiple female accusers, immigration officials, and even international bankers.

Ginger_Yellow · 2016-10-17T16:04:03.294Z

They’ve forgotten to include “Most of the US electorate”.

ShivaX · 2016-10-17T21:55:19.792Z

So now his “defense” is that Billy Bush egged him on.

I’m sure that’s a yuge plus for negotiating with foreign powers.

“Why did you nuke Isreal?!”
“Iran egged me on. Didn’t want to, but they just wouldn’t let up.”

BrianRubin · 2016-10-17T21:55:52.746Z

ShivaX:

So now his “defense” is that Billy Bush egged him on.

Throwing him under the bus, as it were.

MrGrumpy · 2016-10-17T22:11:19.361Z

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(Oddly enough though, the Access Hollywood tapes hasn’t hurt Trump with Republican voters, not even the supposedly morally upstanding Evangelical White Republicans. Go figure.)

Edit: Twitter strikes again - #BillyBushMadeMe

HumanTon · 2016-10-18T00:13:37.443Z

When the President of the United States fails to live up the ideals of the office, he needs to be able to pick himself up, look the nation in the eye, and say with confidence: “But guuuuuuuuyyyyyssss, the other kids maaaaaade me do it!”

None · 2016-10-18T01:22:29.019Z

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Judd Legum (JuddLegum)

Trump tried to kiss a little girl at his rally tonight and she isn't having it (via @GoAngelo) https://t.co/rwlWe8bFQ4

1:09 AM - 18 Oct 2016 17K 16K

BrianRubin · 2016-10-18T01:23:54.909Z

Welp, there goes my appetite. #whydidIwatchthat?

AntediluvianArk · 2016-10-18T01:30:03.095Z

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None · 2016-10-18T01:37:16.731Z

Apologies, everyone. I’ve added a cautionary .gif.

AntediluvianArk · 2016-10-18T01:38:33.425Z

Ha, no worries I was just being playful. :-)

None · 2016-10-18T01:42:00.777Z

Haha, yes, I know. I just wanted an excuse to make a Gary Oldman .gif! :D

ShivaX · 2016-10-18T02:41:10.743Z

So, Trump just tweeted about something that is… something a reasonable person would like to see and care about. So basically like… a campaign promise or something.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/trump-details-ethics-reform-p

I mean, it’s a piece of policy with something resembling a plan and is something reasonable people can actually talk about. Now if he could just muster this effort for everything else.

rei · 2016-10-18T03:23:58.229Z

every time i watch clips of his rally speeches, it makes me furious that he’s able to lie unchallenged.

pizzaddict · 2016-10-18T03:28:27.387Z

Wait, is the first line really

"That’s Why I’m Proposing A Package Of Ethics Reforms To Make Our Government Honest Once Again.”.

There is no way he wrote that with a straight face.

ShivaX · 2016-10-18T03:30:52.941Z

Well I’m sure he didn’t write any of it, but he presumably signed off on it.

HumanTon · 2016-10-18T03:32:19.570Z

ShivaX:

Well I’m sure he didn’t write any of it, but he presumably signed off on it.

My money’s on Ivanka waiting until he’s nodded off watching football and then stealing the phone.