I’m totally not friends with Putin, but I want him to be happy. You know, they guy that 4 years ago my party said was the greatest threat to America on the planet. That guy. We should do things he likes.

At least “we should be friends with Russia” is a clear policy goal, even if there are many reasons to support our current policy.

Wait, Did he say “650 million”? How did he land on that figure (the 650) twice this weekend? Apparently he claimed last night at a rally in NM that the FBI found, on the Weiner laptop, all 33,000 missing/deleted Hillary emails among, get this, 650,000 emails total.

WSJ article on Weiner laptop…

Does that figure, 650,000 raise eyebrows? I’m trying to crunch the numbers on how long it would take and how much space would be needed to circulate and store over a half-million emails on a single laptop by one or two people? I mean, I’m amazed Weiner even had time to snap a few dick picks with all that emailing.

Completely made up number. Also completely outside what’s probably there RE: Clinton. As I understand it was only certain Clinton emails forwarded there to print out later. So figure a subset of the originals, and even then, a subset that needed to be printed. Certainly NOT 33,000. That’s my IT take anyway.

Hillary Clinton murdered 650 trillion babies.

650,000 emails to be printed out? Wow, Hillary is rigged against trees.

I’m just guessing, but that is probably based on her closed door ‘dream’ of a borders-free Americas, and that number seems like about the population of North, Central, and South America minus those in the US already. So maybe he is just speculating that everyone in this hemisphere will emigrate to the Great USA in a week. Totally reasonable.

So, Clinton has said the US should take in 65,000 Syrian refugees. I can’t find a link, but the 650,000 emails number sounds like what I read in one of the articles this weekend. Of course, not all of them are related in any way to Clinton, and most of them are probably spam. I have about 15,000 saved emails in gmail, which I’ve been using for less than 10 years. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that I’ve received 50 spam or unimportant emails for every one I’ve saved, even though I’m pretty lax about the rules for saving them. So the idea that I might have received or sent 650,000 total emails in a decade doesn’t seem that far-fetched and this is just the private email of one person who isn’t in politics. Of course, this assumes that they mean all emails that passed through the machine and could potentially be reconstructed from that. If they mean archived or stored emails, then I’m at a loss for how they ended up with that many unless they don’t delete spam.

How Trump turned 65,000 refugees into 650 million immigrants, I have no idea. It is remotely possible that someone added up all of the people in the western hemisphere not in the US (which is something like 630 million by my quick googling) and told Donald that her open borders would give 650 million people access to the US (even though that isn’t what she meant), and he then extrapolated that to bringing all those people into the US.

When you routinely make up bullshit sometimes you might accidentally reuse a bullshit number in two different contexts

Maybe we’re just gonna take over the entire hemisphere? Because that’s pretty much in line with Trump’s fascist thought processes, so he should be on board with it.

Trump refuses to pay bill for $767,000 from his pollster.

I can understand his thinking. “What, I pay you all this money and you tell me that I’m losing?”

He was talking about Trump so it’s kind of relevant:

Genius! You’re hired!

But seriously, this is like my secret solution to the Guantanamo problem. Get a treaty with Cuba that makes the G.B. facility a US Embassy. Then the prisoners are all instantly already on US soil, but they never had to immigrate. Tricksy Obummers.

US embassies are not US territory.

Hey, is this not the thread for STUPID THINGS, or will I have to post them everywhere else? Segregation is for the best.

You win.

Wait so The Simpsons is inaccurate???

DOH!

Also

They sampled 10,000 twitter followers of each campaign: specific results were 35.5% for Trump’s, compared to 0.16% of Clinton’s supporters.

Some good Trump reporting over the weekend. Apologies if it’s been posted already.

A magnum opus from Farenthold on Trump’s charitable “giving”. Includes details on what looks very like money for the mob.

And here, the NYT details the debt for equity swap that likely allowed Trump to write off that huge debt forgiveness. The article takes way too long to describe what actually happened, so maybe skip the first 10 paragraphs if you’re in a hurry. The meat of the story starts below the picture of the Taj Mahal casino.

That is a very misleading headline. It would be more accurate to say 1/3 of his Twitter followers, it’s not 1/3 of all of his followers.