3276

I think a copkiller is where the police draw the line on racial bias. Doesn’t matter if he’s white or black at that point. Killing a regular civilian, then it matters for sure!

3277

Don’t worry gay people, he totally has your back.

3278

3279

Of course. It’s easiest for stabbing.

3280
3281

People who say that money can’t buy happiness lack imagination.

I’d be willing to demonstrate this, if someone would like to test it on me.

3282

If Trump wins we are sending a message to our children that it’s ok to act like him. You may have not liked Bush, or Clinton 1, or Reagan, but at least none of them were complete scumbags who think it’s ok to force themselves on women and grab their genitals. Bush may have been born into wealth and not the sharpest tack but I didn’t get the impression he was a loser like Trump. Trump is going to ruin the presidency. Who’s next, Kanye?

3283

I don’t think he believes that any one man should have all that power.

3284

I can’t believe I’m saying this because I hated the guy while he was president, but…

  1. Dubya was a sober recovering alcoholic
  2. Dubya was a very good jogger
  3. Dubya got into a book-reading contest with Karl Rove
  4. Dubya paints cute dogs
  5. Dubya went out of his way to extend a hand to American Muslims after the worst terrorist attack in U.S. History

That all seemed like small beans next to his failings, but damn, his focus and intellect and statesmanship seem positively Lincolnesque next to the shabby, gross, rabble-rousing, two-bit huckster millions want to lead the most powerful nation in the history of humankind.

3285

GWB is the one politician I came to absolutely loathe. I generally don’t exert that effort or mental energy toward a politician, but unholy fuck did I hate that ignorant SoB last decade.

And I’ve been saying for months that Trump makes him look like an American Pericles.

3286

Bravo.

3287

Americles.

-xtien

3288

Oh, I know! I was in college during the re-election of GWB, and I just loathed that man. Looking back… I don’t know what I was yelling about. GWB appears to be a master statesmen compared to Herr Trump.

3289

Trump really dropped the bar! Way too much.

3290

This is fucking golden.

I want to create an entire fucking comic universe just so it can feature a Greek-American Capt. America-knockoff named Americles, who will strut around in an American flag loincloth with an eagle-beak-tipped spear.

3291

Who teaches the school children the only true Americans are white, rich Christians. And for those who aren’t rich, you of course will be one day soon.

3292

Missing the spear, but otherwise Marvel had a similar idea!

3293


I have no relationship with Putin.
I will not recant my statement where I said I have a relationship with Putin.

3294
  1. Dubya was responsible for massive global gains against HIV/AIDS through PEPFAR.
3295

Maybe the biggest learning from all this is that the Big Lie technique works perfectly well even when everything you say is videotaped, and every tweet is recorded for all time.

Way to go, reptile brain!