Or because he secretly works for Putin?

Who knows, really?

How I’m half-expecting Trump to approach early negotiations with hostile groups and nations:

A ‘Dewey Defeats Truman’ Lesson for the Digital Age

https://www.google.com.au/amp/mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/09/business/media/media-trump-clinton.amp.html

What an appropriate note to end on. Congratulations boys. Easy to act smart, much harder to be smart and look dispassionately at what you really know.

Well you called it back in early August. I have to admit that. Still unbelievable.

Rejoice! Twitter-Trump has returned.

Amazing.

And… Done. We’re safe now, guys.

I would say he is too stupid to note the sarcasm, but, well, he really is. Self awareness of a rock.

Can’t wait to see the ridiculous shit that the official Twitter account of POTUS starts spewing in two months.

Magnificent title.

You know I can’t even remember what the old was.

There was never another title. You agree, yes citizen?

If by that you mean terrifying. I can’t even imagine the chilling effect lashing out at the media or individual reporters will have after he has the full power of the presidency behind him. You already see it now to be honest.

I’d prefer we don’t change thread titles personally. Kinda makes it confusing to follow threads. Just my $.02.

Sorry, this title was too good to pass up.

Humor does make things better in times like this!

Yeah, it really is disorienting. And although it is a fun thread title, there’s no reason not to start a fresh thread with the new title as a jumping off point.

-Tom, thread title conservative

No, no, it’s very PyongYang. Kudos. :)

I’m a thread topic conservative too, I guess. So we get jackets? Do I finally get to wear a captain’s hat?

We have always been at war with Oceania

Is there some combination of sticky / autoplay that will make this play in the background every time this thread is opened?

Bonus: make the thread slow scroll down the same way the text marches upwards in Papers Please :D

I love the title but I agree that we should start off with a new thread. I mean, we’ve got at least 4 years if we’re lucky of nuggets of wisdom.